Posted on 01/12/2009 7:40:51 PM PST by Tzimisce
Okay, so in a very short time well be having the inauguration of the new President. Being as this candidate is from the American left, we can conclude that the usual yahoos will be out in force doing and saying the typical crap, embarrassing themselves and everyone else in the process.
I propose the list of categories as follows:
Stupidest Thing Said All Night
Most Pathetic Media Gush
Most Obnoxious Statement Slamming Conservatives or Bush
Lamest Thing Said or Done by a Rock Star
Most Pompous Statement or Act Made by a Celebritard
Most Pompous Statement or Act Made by a common, idiot supporter
Dumbest Comment Made by a Reporter discussing protesters outside
Most Arrogant Statement Put Out by a special interest group
Most Pathetic Statement or Act done by a RINO to try to reach across the aisle
Most Hypocritical Statement or Act by a Limo Lib
Why should only libs have fun on Inauguration day? We need to really laugh as these asshats.
there may not be enough bandwidth...
I wish I could laugh about this incoming administration....
Preliminary nominees from pre-inauguration events:
Stupidest Thing Said All Night
Any defense of Caroline Kennedy’s Senate appointment
Most Pathetic Media Gush
Can it get any worse than that thrill going up my leg crap from Chrissy Matthews?
Most Obnoxious Statement Slamming Conservatives or Bush
“They’re going to make you afraid of me...did I mention he’s black/I don’t look like the presidents on the dollar bills”
Dishonorable Mention: McCain’s telling a group to back away from the Wright issue
Lamest Thing Said or Done by a Rock Star
Anything political involving Bruce Springsteen. Guy’s got too much talent to waste shilling for a bunch of political whores
Most Pompous Statement or Act Made by a Celebritard
Too many to choose from
Most Pompous Statement or Act Made by a common, idiot supporter
“I’m not going to have to pay for my gas!”
Dumbest Comment Made by a Reporter discussing protesters outside
Rehash quotes from election night on the riots in Chicago
Most Arrogant Statement Put Out by a special interest group
NARAL and FOCA
Most Pathetic Statement or Act done by a RINO to try to reach across the aisle
Peggy Noonan, Kathleen Parker
I’m really hoping for dismal, unpleasant weather. Perhaps a category along those lines? (Just a thought)
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