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Freeper Awards - 2009 Inauguration (Vanity/Humor)
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Posted on 01/12/2009 7:40:51 PM PST by Tzimisce

Okay, so in a very short time we’ll be having the inauguration of the new President. Being as this candidate is from the American left, we can conclude that the usual yahoos will be out in force doing and saying the typical crap, embarrassing themselves and everyone else in the process.


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So with that in mind, I propose that we start the 2009 Presidential Inauguration Awards. We can give out trophies in the shapes of hands giving middle fingers and send them to all the winners.

I propose the list of categories as follows:

Stupidest Thing Said All Night

Most Pathetic Media Gush

Most Obnoxious Statement Slamming Conservatives or Bush

Lamest Thing Said or Done by a Rock Star

Most Pompous Statement or Act Made by a Celebritard

Most Pompous Statement or Act Made by a common, idiot supporter

Dumbest Comment Made by a Reporter discussing protesters outside

Most Arrogant Statement Put Out by a special interest group

Most Pathetic Statement or Act done by a RINO to try to “reach across the aisle”

Most Hypocritical Statement or Act by a Limo Lib

Why should only libs have fun on Inauguration day? We need to really laugh as these asshats.

1 posted on 01/12/2009 7:40:51 PM PST by Tzimisce
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To: Tzimisce

there may not be enough bandwidth...


2 posted on 01/12/2009 7:46:53 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (revolution is in the air.)
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To: Tzimisce

I wish I could laugh about this incoming administration....


3 posted on 01/12/2009 7:54:38 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Tzimisce

Preliminary nominees from pre-inauguration events:

Stupidest Thing Said All Night
Any defense of Caroline Kennedy’s Senate appointment

Most Pathetic Media Gush
Can it get any worse than that thrill going up my leg crap from Chrissy Matthews?

Most Obnoxious Statement Slamming Conservatives or Bush
“They’re going to make you afraid of me...did I mention he’s black/I don’t look like the presidents on the dollar bills”
Dishonorable Mention: McCain’s telling a group to back away from the Wright issue

Lamest Thing Said or Done by a Rock Star
Anything political involving Bruce Springsteen. Guy’s got too much talent to waste shilling for a bunch of political whores

Most Pompous Statement or Act Made by a Celebritard
Too many to choose from

Most Pompous Statement or Act Made by a common, idiot supporter
“I’m not going to have to pay for my gas!”

Dumbest Comment Made by a Reporter discussing protesters outside
Rehash quotes from election night on the riots in Chicago

Most Arrogant Statement Put Out by a special interest group
NARAL and FOCA

Most Pathetic Statement or Act done by a RINO to try to “reach across the aisle”
Peggy Noonan, Kathleen Parker


4 posted on 01/12/2009 7:59:07 PM PST by MIT-Elephant ("Armed with what? Spitballs?")
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To: Tzimisce

I’m really hoping for dismal, unpleasant weather. Perhaps a category along those lines? (Just a thought)


5 posted on 01/12/2009 8:20:27 PM PST by PERKY2004 (Proud Military Wife -- my DH is in his 26th year of military service! PRAY 4 OUR TROOPS!)
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