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Expelling The Evil Rich
The Aspen Times ^ | 03/17/09 | Addison Gardner

Posted on 03/17/2009 3:41:34 AM PDT by Titmouse

Today marks eight Tuesdays since Obama began chauffeuring nutty Nancy’s socialist agenda past Americans too distracted by disappearing assets to notice.

As both Hillary Clinton and Rahm Emmanuel have noted, “A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.” And Obama is a proponent of waste management and recycling.

Up until last week, the president was recycling fear and threatening Americans with economic doom, unless we did Nancy’s bidding and supported the Democrats’ grunting congressional porkfest. Last Thursday — post pork passage — the president announced, “Things are not as bad as we thought!”

Yee-haw! Hares from hats! Rejoice en masse!

Hold the catastrophe, please, and bring me side orders of bacon, some sausage patties, some chops, a ham-hock, some pork rinds, a spiral-sliced ham and whatever else you got back there: I’m hungry, and I got taxpayer money to burn.

This column has angered Aspen readers because it has reported the kidnapping of moderate “Change We Can Believe in Man,” and the re-emergence of his Chicago alter ego — the evil twin rated the most liberal legislator in the U.S. Senate — “Change We Should Have Predicted Man.”

(Excerpt) Read more at aspentimes.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: clinton; emmanuel; obama; pelosi
A satirical look at fixing what's broke in America, beginning with the removal of the folks Democrats love to demonize most, "The rich."
1 posted on 03/17/2009 3:41:34 AM PDT by Titmouse
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bttt


2 posted on 03/17/2009 3:52:20 AM PDT by snowrip (Liberal? YOU ARE A GUTLESS SOCIALIST LOSER WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
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3 posted on 03/17/2009 4:04:30 AM PDT by Diogenesis
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“The Post-American World.”

Perfect.

Well, we’ve elected the right leader to take us there.


4 posted on 03/17/2009 4:31:32 AM PDT by Titmouse
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I lived in NYC when “Evita” (the stage play) was running on broadway. I loved the music and saw the play many times with customers that I was THANKING for business. As I watch the Obamadrama play out, it reminds me so much of that stageplay (and the real life back then in Argentina). The rich are expelled, Evita throws money to the “masses” ... all the adoration of the “shirtless ones” .... and the total bankruptcy of the nation.


5 posted on 03/17/2009 6:25:37 AM PDT by DHC-2
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Heck...they want to expel the evil construction workers...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opxuUj6vFa4


6 posted on 03/17/2009 7:10:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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