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Rep. Murtha Calls Bainbridge Sailors Murders in Death of Somali Mariners
One Sick Mind | April 12, 2009 | Vanity

Posted on 04/12/2009 12:03:51 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets

Ethically challenged Pennsylvania Representative and Fixer John "Jack" Murtha today called for the prosecution of sailors and marines aboard the USS Bainbridge involved in the "needless deaths" of undocumented Somali customs workers.

Murtha said that the Somalis were simply persuing a long and honorable tradition, much respected among Democratic politicians, of extorting tribute from those engaged in commerce, both through official and unofficial channels. Murtha made the point that there is fine distinction between ransom to kidnappers and campaign contributions and other favors rendered to politicians in the United States.

Murtha said he felt a "spiritual affinity" to the Somali seafarers and did not want to see the Navy set a precedent that might be extended to members of the American extortionist community, whom he was proud to represent.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: murtha; murthafucka; satire
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1 posted on 04/12/2009 12:03:51 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Meanwhile Sen. Schumer says the days of rejoicing in the traditional values of bravery, family, prayer, the USN, etc. are over.


2 posted on 04/12/2009 12:13:28 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Satire, I assume?


3 posted on 04/12/2009 12:14:45 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
undocumented Somali customs workers...simply persuing a long and honorable tradition...

ROFL wiping tears away.

Murtha needs to ... well nevermind.

4 posted on 04/12/2009 12:15:08 PM PDT by amom (Proud Tanker Mom)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Why couldn't the Navy launch its rescue mission from Okinawa?

-PJ

5 posted on 04/12/2009 12:17:36 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I realize that this is satire, but I too want you to realize that there is no such thing as satire when it comes to Democrats.

For a brief 5 seconds you had my blood boiling. Now why would a good FReeper like yourself want to cause more pain and suffering for another fellow FReeper? And on Easter Sunday, no less. Now go repent your ways... ;-)

6 posted on 04/12/2009 12:20:07 PM PDT by avacado
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To: anniegetyourgun

If Captain Phillips gets between Schmuckie and a TV camera, he’ll wish he was back in the custody of the pirates.


7 posted on 04/12/2009 12:21:18 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The death cult wants death, the Israelis want peace. I, for one, see only one solution.)
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To: freedumb2003
Satire, I assume?

These days, how can you tell the difference? I assume Murthafucka was serious.

8 posted on 04/12/2009 12:22:28 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The death cult wants death, the Israelis want peace. I, for one, see only one solution.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Fixer John "Jack" Murtha today called for

Will there be pizza?

9 posted on 04/12/2009 12:48:55 PM PDT by John123 (The US may be going down the drain, but everyone else will drown first...)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Satire of course , but not so far off.

Murtha is running scared right now, so maybe we wont get a comment.


10 posted on 04/12/2009 1:02:05 PM PDT by Venturer
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B.S. Murtha is sitting pretty. He’s god a -D at the end of his name.


11 posted on 04/12/2009 1:50:36 PM PDT by KingLudd
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To: avacado

I agree...hard to tell these days!


12 posted on 04/12/2009 6:21:46 PM PDT by GraniteStateDad (I can't believe we elected a president with Hussein as his middle name!)
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