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All Dogs Go To Heaven [Church Sign Debate] FUNNY!!!
The Real Democrat History ^ | 04/14/09 | Unknown

Posted on 04/14/2009 3:01:47 AM PDT by coffee260

This is literally a “church signs” debate, being played out in a southern town, between the Catholic church and a Presbyterian church that face each other across the street. From top to bottom, you will see the response and counter-response over time. The Catholics are displaying a much better sense of humor. You get the impression that the Presbyterians are actually taking this seriously!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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1 posted on 04/14/2009 3:01:47 AM PDT by coffee260
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To: coffee260
Nevermind!!! I should have known.
 
[via:SNOPES] All Dogs Go to Heaven

Claim:   Photographs show a church sign debate over whether dogs go to heaven.

Status:   False.

2 posted on 04/14/2009 3:05:54 AM PDT by coffee260 (coffee)
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I don't care what the self righteous/Snotty Religious folks say, the Bible says, that God considers all his creation... and I do believe that in some capacity, DOGS do go to heaven.... is some say that they don't have souls, then, they do not sin, or have sin, so ? then ? yes, they do go to Heaven.
Now shut up you self Righteous/Snotty Religious folks....
Actually, the self righteous/Religious folks who lean on their own righteousness don't go to heaven.... and that is not even open debate, the Bible says so... it is CHRIST's Righteousness that makes us right with God.
3 posted on 04/14/2009 3:11:24 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: coffee260

It’s still funny. “Free dog souls with conversion” .... LOL!


4 posted on 04/14/2009 3:13:53 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: coffee260

It’s still funny. “Free dog souls with conversion” .... LOL!


5 posted on 04/14/2009 3:14:08 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: coffee260

You didn’t think that was real, did you?


6 posted on 04/14/2009 3:18:12 AM PDT by iowamark (certified by Michael Steele as "ugly and incendiary")
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To: al_c

I’m uncertain whether my dogs have souls or not, but they have a wicked sense of humor.


7 posted on 04/14/2009 3:18:16 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Telling Layla's story spoken, 'Bout how all her bones are broken.")
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Dogs do teach us a lesson in humility ( something that the self righteous/Snotty Religious folks have not learned ) .... and Dogs teach us what is humility.
8 posted on 04/14/2009 3:20:19 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: CholeraJoe

Something important to remember.

Spell DOG backwards...........................


9 posted on 04/14/2009 3:25:08 AM PDT by Halgr (Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
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God knows which Presbyterian dogs will be saved, and those which will not be saved. This does not mean that dogs may do as they please while with us on Earth. Furthermore, a dog's Presbyterian owner on Earth may, or may not be predestined to be saved, while the dog may, or may not be saved, either.

This uncertainty has led to a loss of self-esteem and has encouraged the Mormons to convert Presbyterians, who can thus be joined with their dogs (and other worthy [pets) for Time and Eternity.

10 posted on 04/14/2009 3:27:21 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: coffee260
I was going to say - In the Catholic Church sign pictures the two cars in the back left never change and on the Presbyterian ones the little spring on the bush is the same.

But I've also been on the Session with people of little humor.

11 posted on 04/14/2009 3:27:44 AM PDT by PeteB570 (NRA - Life member and Black Rifle owner)
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To: Halgr
The Dyslectic, Insomniac Agnostic....

I.E., A fellow who lies awake all night, wondering if there is a dog.

12 posted on 04/14/2009 3:30:20 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: coffee260

It’s still funny, even if it’s photoshopped.


13 posted on 04/14/2009 3:30:35 AM PDT by browardchad
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To: coffee260
What does the bible say about when Jesus returns witH his army?

Rev 19:14 14 And the armies in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean, followed Him on white horses.

They are in heaven and are following Him on white horses.

IT APPEARS TO ME THAT THERE IS AT LEAST HORSES IN HEAVEN! (NKJ)

14 posted on 04/14/2009 3:30:59 AM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Psalm 83:1-8 is on the horizon.)
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To: coffee260

In my exposure on FR, Catholics are rather adamant that animals don’t go to Heaven, and evangelicals are rather adamant that they do, based upon a literal reading of scripture. Can’t speak for Presbyterians, but I do know Calvin believed so, too. So, it’s sort of clear this is a hoax. The signs appear to be exactly backwards, as far as just who is advocating what.


15 posted on 04/14/2009 3:35:21 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: guitarplayer1953
Good one!

I would have countered the sign, There aren't any rocks in Heaven either with, Apostle Peter is The Rock; He's in Heaven!

16 posted on 04/14/2009 3:38:32 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: guitarplayer1953
If my dog can't go to heaven....I don't wanna go!

Bartyboy the Partyboy

17 posted on 04/14/2009 3:39:25 AM PDT by Fred911 (YOU GET WHAT YOU ACCEPT)
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Spell DOG backwards...

I once convinced a teen ager that tartar sauce was made from ground up rats, by telling him to spell tartar backwards.

18 posted on 04/14/2009 3:55:37 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (Selah)
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To: coffee260

There aren’t any rocks in heaven? “Simon though art Peter and upon this rock I will build my church.” Peter is from the Greek Petros which means Rock. If we believe Saint Peter is in Heaven, we believe there is at least one Rock in Heaven.


19 posted on 04/14/2009 3:56:49 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: coffee260

Doesn’t matter, Presbyterians really don’t have a sense of humor!


20 posted on 04/14/2009 4:18:16 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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