Posted on 08/26/2009 5:28:50 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
This just in: Ted Kennedy's dead
Just like everyone's always said:
Mr. Kennedy drank
And MaryJo SANK
Chappaquiddick is stuck in my head
Cheers!
Cheers!
Haiku Guy - right up your alley.....
This just in: The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta are studying the cancers of both Senators Kennedy and Dodd to evaluate the carcinogenic effects of the “Waitress Sandwich”.
Does anybody remember how Kennedy ruined Judge Robert Bork’s life?
Question the timing.
It is very convenient
For pushing health care.
Did the Death Panel
Sieze the opportunity
To move things along?
How much must we spend
On a tribute for Teddy?
How many Trillions?
How about we buy
A great big granite marker
Next to Mary Jos?
King of Pork and Earmarks Dead.
Next up for Teddy is a resting place in Boston’s Big Dig!
mark for later enjoyment ping
There once was a man from Mass’chu’sis,
Who could no longer see where his shoes is.
A girl he did drown,
But he won great renown,
And she’s not even in Who Who Is...
Doesn’t scan well.
Socialism hasnt worked in 6,000 years of recorded history because it didnt have me to run it. - Ted KennedyAnd despite all his efforts to the contrary, it never worked in America either. Even with him as the Jackal of the Senate trying his best to implement it. May God have mercy on his soul...but we are better as a nation with him permanenetly out of that position of power and influence.
Now we have Barrack Hussein Obama and his ilk, who will surely try to use the death of this old, corrupt man, to push through the biggest socialization effort in American history - ObamaCare.
We cannot let it happen. Stand firm, speak out, lean into their storm of word and ideologies...and push them back.
A PETITION ON FACEBOOK FOR CONSTITUTIONAL RESTORATION
A 4TH OF JULY TEA PARTY SPEECH
...and on the lighter side, take your mind off the Obamanation for a few minutes and enjoy some beautiful Western US scenery slideshows.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who would order his scotch by the bucket,
After too much to drink,
Drove his squeeze off the brink,
Where she drowned, but his voters said “F%$# IT!”
Kudos for very clever poetry by all the creative people on this thread.
(Curtis mayfield)
Teddy’s dead
That’s what I said...
the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9nwcpGZE6A
Cheers!
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