What do these things have in common?
Posted on 10/09/2009 5:51:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
BREAKING: Obama wins the National Spelling Bee Championship will simultaneously winning The Tour De France.
(Stolen from another FReeper...)
Hey, that one actually makes SENSE! If he has done one thing as prez, its been a [in]Sanity Clause to millions of Americans (and non-Americans as well). With stimuli, clunker cash, free health care,...
TOO FUNNY!!!
I am loving it. I guess the lefties thought we would be sad. Not
This is International Silliness Day!
Barack Obama won a Nobel Prize. Isn’t that precious?
Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.”
The lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”
The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..
Again, the lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”
The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”
The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”
“My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Southern lady.
“Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh, my God! What on earth for?”
The Southern lady responded, “Well for example, instead of saying “Who gives a sh!t?” I learned to say, “Well, isn’t that precious”...
The Peter Principle. Rise to your own level of incompetence.
Lucky scratch off
The Nobel Committee is busy picking out nice dresses for Date Night.
Today is National October Fool’s Day
That is not his goal at all.
He wants to take America down a notch and other Dems agree that we should not be the leading nation in this world.
If the goal was to strive for a world without nuclear weapons, Iran would be stopped NOW.
Their missiles may be able to strike Eastern Europe now.
The Soviets built a nasty doomsday machine. It seems that in 1983 a button pusher refused the order to launch a mutually assured destruction (MAD) attack "in retaliation" for a "missile attack" from the US. Except we hadn't launched, it was a fault reading from the Russians.
The man was later (20 years later) celebrated for his defiance (A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov.
Anyway, after that point, the Soviets constructed an AUTOMATED launch doomsday machine. Mother Russia gets hit, we are on the receiving end. (Inside the Apocalyptic Soviet Doomsday Machine(Wired 09.21.09) ) Perhaps the Iranian dictator plans to knock over the dominoes that are standing.
Sleep well tonight knowing that President Obama is NOT stopping the Iranian nuclear program that could be fruitful within a year.
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