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PIG FLU IN SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE......!
"WOOOOOO...ow..ow...oooo! Pig! Achsoooooiiiieeee! Razorback...hack...hack...hack...!
A little Dave Ramsey humor for everyone:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2369227/posts?page=1
Hey! Hey! Hey!
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED...
IF THAT ONE DOLLAR BILL IN YOUR WALLET WAS EVER IN A STRIPPERS BUTT CRACK?
IF NOT, YOU ARE NOW!!
HAVE A NICE DAY
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co- workers Holiday:
Do you have a coworker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other coworkers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd.....and have a great slapping day!
Sorry to hear that you were sick...sending you get well wishes.
Vic Mizzy, who wrote 'Addams Family' theme, dies
Their house is a museum
when people come to seeum
they really are a screeum
Who Was Soupy Sales, and Why We'll Miss Him
21 pie salute...
The elbow bump is NOT safer if you follow our shallow government's advice to sneeze all over your arm instead of covering your mouth with your hand.