[Lucky9teen]

Want to know “Do You Have Swine Flu?” Visit –what else—doihaveswineflu.org, if you really, really, really want to know.

[SeaHawkFan]

This will be the post of the day.

TLawsuit of the Day: Defective Underwear Causes Penis Pain

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/10/lawsuit_of_the_day_defective_u.php

[Doogle]

Two old guys were chatting..... One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me SUV". Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" First guy: "Yup.... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

[a fool in paradise]

Want to know “Do You Have Swine Flu?” Visit –what else—doihaveswineflu.org, if you really, really, really want to know.

Well that saved me a visit to the doc, thanks. I suspect we will see more of these sites with a .gov extension as healthcare is nationalized.

[fortunecookie]

Well, I for one, am just getting over the dreaded flu...and I couldn't tell ya if it was the seasonal or H1N1 (Swine) flu....it felt the same to me. My fever lasted for 2 and a half days and got as high as 103.8°.

I'm glad to hear you're on the mend! I had a flu like that last Feb, my 103.8 lasted for 5 days, mostly spiking in the afternoon/evening, but it wasn't H1N1 at that time. I'd not had a high fever like that in years. It can be draining - have lots of tea and soup (home made if you can get it), and yogurt is a good antiviral food.

And, lol, a cute pic!

[fortunecookie]

A friend forwarded this to me this week.

Worried about H1N1? Just dance!

[Nateman]