Man wearing G-string arrested on indecent exposure charges

NWF Daily News. Com ^ | 11/9/09

[llevrok]

FORT WALTON BEACH – A 59-year-old Fort Walton Beach man was arrested for indecent exposure after a neighbor saw him Tuesday wearing only a G-string.

A woman reported seeing her Tanager Road neighbor sunbathing, wearing only a pink G-string. She told deputies the man stood up two times and she clearly saw his exposed buttocks, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s report.

The man’s yard also is not enclosed by any fence and is visible from the road, to neighbors and a school bus stop, the report said.

The deputy pulled up to the man’s house. When the man saw the deputy, he got up from his lawn chair and went inside. In doing so, the deputy saw the man’s buttocks, the report said.

When the deputy spoke with him he smelled alcohol on his breath and, according to the report, only part of his genitalia was covered by the G-string.

[Hodar]

She told deputies the man stood up two times and she clearly saw his exposed buttocks, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s

So, seeing a man's buttocks is indecent exposure? Then, there should be a parade of police cars patrolling every beach looking for a woman wearing a bikini.

This is hardly the same as exposing yourself in public; I think some slapping needs to be done, starting with the lady and then the deputies.

[MNDude]

My 50 year old male neighbor sometimes wears that while working in his garden, and it’s really disturbing.

What’s even more disturbing, is he comes across as a “guy’s guy” that’ll talk to you about hunting or oil changes.

[a fool in paradise]

Barney: "Send 'em up to my office, I need to talk with that boy."

[RichInOC]

I’d like to thank the paper for not putting pictures on the website.

[svcw]

So the “g” string didn’t cover the junk and the neighbor called the cops.....good grief.

[a fool in paradise]

A woman reported seeing her Tanager Road neighbor sunbathing, wearing only a pink G-string. She told deputies the man stood up two times and she clearly saw his exposed buttocks, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s report.

That ain't the way I heard it. She said "I can clearly see your nuts!"

[Merlinator]

Sounds like the woman couldn’t have been that offended since she watched him long enough to see him get up twice. Seems to me that someone had way to much time on her hands.

[TheDailyChange]

The next time anyone see’s a woman wearing anything that remotely resembles male underwear, immediately call the cops.

[wastedyears]

She told deputies the man stood up two times and she clearly saw his exposed buttocks, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s

I'm sure she's seen her fair share of women wearing G-strings. Everybody knows the butt is exposed.

[ozarkgirl]

Any man that wears a “pink g string” should be arrested just on principle.

Now if it was black or some other more manly color, might be interesting to watch.

At any rate, sounds like only part of the jewels were in the case.

[goseminoles]

I can’t stand cop callers. What ever happened to going over and speaking with your neighbors before getting the law involved?

[wastedyears]

Foul!

[Slings and Arrows]

according to the report, only part of his genitalia was covered by the G-string.

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[Red_Devil 232]

If this was sun bathing in the backyard next door NO WAY I am calling the Sheriff!

[Hodar]

I'm sure she's seen her fair share of women wearing G-strings..Everybody knows the butt is exposed.

The 'butt' is typically referred to as the anus; and a G-string provides coverage over that. The Gluteal muscles are not the anus. Granted, some have much more attractive Gluteal muscles than others; but if the law applies to him, it applies to everyone.

[wastedyears]

She’s definitely not guilty.

[pissant]

parts is parts

[wiggen]

who might that be?

[jonno]

My 50 year old male neighbor sometimes wears that while working in his garden, and it’s really disturbing...

Sorry - I didn't realized I was being so offensive.

(jk 8^)