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Vanity-Need help with Christmas Card
Posted on 12/09/2009 3:45:14 AM PST by MagnoliaB
I am designing my annual Christmas card for my leftist moonbat sister-in-law. I need a list of things that Obama would ask Santa for i.e. Fox News to quit picking on him. I want at least 10-20 things if possible. Help would be appreciated. The more sarcastic the better.
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posted on
12/09/2009 3:45:14 AM PST
by
MagnoliaB
To: MagnoliaB
How about a Pulitzer Prize to sit next to his Nobel on the Mantel in the White House.
To: MagnoliaB
May as well add an Oscar to that.
To: MagnoliaB
birth certificate
preferably shown to be on mt olympus.....
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posted on
12/09/2009 3:52:54 AM PST
by
jbp1
(be nice now)
To: MagnoliaB
He should ask Santa for a new Secretary of the Treasury and a new Attorney General as the two he has are defective.
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posted on
12/09/2009 3:53:59 AM PST
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: jbp1
I’ve listed for him to ask Santa for the birthers to STFU.
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posted on
12/09/2009 3:57:29 AM PST
by
MagnoliaB
To: jbp1
Or, for the birth certificate to say “God” in the area for the father’s name. After all, he is the Messiah.
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:01:47 AM PST
by
The Phantom FReeper
(Screw Obamastan...I'm going off to find John Galt.)
To: MagnoliaB
double-date with Tiger Woods ( if you don’t mind your sister spits at you)
8
posted on
12/09/2009 4:04:58 AM PST
by
gusopol3
To: MagnoliaB
A brain
A heart
The nerve
9
posted on
12/09/2009 4:06:40 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
To: MagnoliaB
A new teleprompter with an emergency battery back up.
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:08:42 AM PST
by
RU88
(Bow to no man)
To: MagnoliaB
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:10:01 AM PST
by
dubie
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
To: MagnoliaB
A clue on what an empty suit community organizer is supposed to do as President of the United States.
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:10:38 AM PST
by
RU88
(Bow to no man)
To: freedumb2003
Damn, you beat me to it:)
13
posted on
12/09/2009 4:14:34 AM PST
by
Clink
(The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.)
To: MagnoliaB
Tell her you decided to redistribute her card and gift to some “more worthy” person.
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:23:35 AM PST
by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: MagnoliaB
Just the slightest modicum of fashion sense for his wife; an ear bob for himself. And, of course, the one thing that’s truly impossible: a birth certificate which proves he’s a US citizen.
To: MagnoliaB
A Treasury Secretary that knows how to fill out a 1040?
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:33:35 AM PST
by
The Phantom FReeper
(Screw Obamastan...I'm going off to find John Galt.)
To: MagnoliaB
In the spirit of Christmas, you are going to a great deal of trouble to offend and insult your sister-in-law, knowing full well she is never going to change her mind regardless of what you say and do? Why?
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:35:49 AM PST
by
La Lydia
To: MagnoliaB
Why not write a list of twenty things he’s done that stand as an indictment of his policies? Better yet, wish her a Merry Christmas.
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:52:38 AM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(nothing is normal anymore)
To: MagnoliaB
Baghdad Bob as his press secretary.
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posted on
12/09/2009 4:57:09 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(I am tired of being PC. It's time for torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers and GUNS.)
To: MagnoliaB
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posted on
12/09/2009 5:00:10 AM PST
by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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