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Vanity-Need help with Christmas Card

Posted on 12/09/2009 3:45:14 AM PST by MagnoliaB

I am designing my annual Christmas card for my leftist moonbat sister-in-law. I need a list of things that Obama would ask Santa for i.e. Fox News to quit picking on him. I want at least 10-20 things if possible. Help would be appreciated. The more sarcastic the better.


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1 posted on 12/09/2009 3:45:14 AM PST by MagnoliaB
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To: MagnoliaB

How about a Pulitzer Prize to sit next to his Nobel on the Mantel in the White House.


2 posted on 12/09/2009 3:50:34 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: MagnoliaB

May as well add an Oscar to that.


3 posted on 12/09/2009 3:51:06 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: MagnoliaB

birth certificate

preferably shown to be on mt olympus.....


4 posted on 12/09/2009 3:52:54 AM PST by jbp1 (be nice now)
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To: MagnoliaB
He should ask Santa for a new Secretary of the Treasury and a new Attorney General as the two he has are defective.
5 posted on 12/09/2009 3:53:59 AM PST by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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I’ve listed for him to ask Santa for the birthers to STFU.


6 posted on 12/09/2009 3:57:29 AM PST by MagnoliaB
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To: jbp1

Or, for the birth certificate to say “God” in the area for the father’s name. After all, he is the Messiah.


7 posted on 12/09/2009 4:01:47 AM PST by The Phantom FReeper (Screw Obamastan...I'm going off to find John Galt.)
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To: MagnoliaB

double-date with Tiger Woods ( if you don’t mind your sister spits at you)


8 posted on 12/09/2009 4:04:58 AM PST by gusopol3
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To: MagnoliaB

A brain
A heart
The nerve


9 posted on 12/09/2009 4:06:40 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: MagnoliaB

A new teleprompter with an emergency battery back up.


10 posted on 12/09/2009 4:08:42 AM PST by RU88 (Bow to no man)
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To: MagnoliaB

new prayer rug


11 posted on 12/09/2009 4:10:01 AM PST by dubie (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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To: MagnoliaB

A clue on what an empty suit community organizer is supposed to do as President of the United States.


12 posted on 12/09/2009 4:10:38 AM PST by RU88 (Bow to no man)
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To: freedumb2003

Damn, you beat me to it:)


13 posted on 12/09/2009 4:14:34 AM PST by Clink (The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.)
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To: MagnoliaB

Tell her you decided to redistribute her card and gift to some “more worthy” person.


14 posted on 12/09/2009 4:23:35 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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Just the slightest modicum of fashion sense for his wife; an ear bob for himself. And, of course, the one thing that’s truly impossible: a birth certificate which proves he’s a US citizen.


15 posted on 12/09/2009 4:25:13 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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A Treasury Secretary that knows how to fill out a 1040?


16 posted on 12/09/2009 4:33:35 AM PST by The Phantom FReeper (Screw Obamastan...I'm going off to find John Galt.)
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To: MagnoliaB

In the spirit of Christmas, you are going to a great deal of trouble to offend and insult your sister-in-law, knowing full well she is never going to change her mind regardless of what you say and do? Why?


17 posted on 12/09/2009 4:35:49 AM PST by La Lydia
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To: MagnoliaB

Why not write a list of twenty things he’s done that stand as an indictment of his policies? Better yet, wish her a Merry Christmas.


18 posted on 12/09/2009 4:52:38 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (nothing is normal anymore)
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To: MagnoliaB
Baghdad Bob as his press secretary.
19 posted on 12/09/2009 4:57:09 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I am tired of being PC. It's time for torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers and GUNS.)
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To: MagnoliaB

The Heisman Trophy


20 posted on 12/09/2009 5:00:10 AM PST by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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