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Florida Woman Accused of Attacking Boyfriend With Raw Meat
AP via FoxNews ^
| December 9, 2009
Posted on 12/09/2009 12:48:10 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
DUNNELLON, Fla. — A 53-year-old Dunnellon woman has been arrested after alledgedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak.
According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies that Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll.
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TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: florida; meat
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Geeeeeeeeesh...there must be a thousand “raw meat” jokes here...
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:49:41 PM PST
by
jessduntno
(Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
To: jessduntno
They have the story backwards, no?
BTW, I'd just like the record to show: FREAK'N GUILTY!!
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:51:35 PM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Billthedrill
She probably out weighed him 3 to 1 so he just called the cops. Reminds me of the movie Monster House.
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:52:38 PM PST
by
refermech
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Florida Woman Accused of Attacking Boyfriend With Raw Meat Woman claims it all was a big miss-steak
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:52:57 PM PST
by
tophat9000
(Obama plans to fix America like he fixed his dog)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:54:51 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:56:39 PM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead. Bonus tag line: FAIL 246, Obama 0)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The man reportedly said “Well, it was better than having sex with her.”
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:56:45 PM PST
by
techcor
(I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Obviously D_E_R_A_N_G_E_D
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:58:59 PM PST
by
wolfcreek
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Shoot, thought this was another Tiger thread! That’s twice today!
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posted on
12/09/2009 12:59:14 PM PST
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
There’s a short story where a woman killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooked and served it to his fellow cops who had come to investigate. I believe Roald Dahl (Willy Wonka) wrote it.
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posted on
12/09/2009 1:02:01 PM PST
by
nina0113
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
12/09/2009 1:02:29 PM PST
by
Loyalist
(A tagline so irenic it deserves a Nobel Peace Prize of its own!)
To: Loyalist
Please let his disability be blindness.
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posted on
12/09/2009 1:10:24 PM PST
by
dblshot
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Did she hit him right in the chops?
To: jessduntno
Not to disappoint but HERE’S ONE NOW:
I guess turnabout is fair play!
But if that photo is the lovely meat swinger, perhaps not.
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posted on
12/09/2009 1:16:08 PM PST
by
Dick Bachert
(THE 2010 ELECTIONS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT IN OUR LIFETIMES! BE THERE!!!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
When I read the headline I immediately thought it would be about someone on the low end of the IQ chain and I figured major dental work would be involved but that photo is just beyond the pale.
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posted on
12/09/2009 1:16:46 PM PST
by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: nina0113
That story was “Lamb to the Slaughter”.
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posted on
12/09/2009 1:29:34 PM PST
by
Calico Cat
(Some say that life is the thing; I prefer to read)
To: Calico Cat
WAS it Roald Dahl? I hadn’t thought of it in probably 20 years, but the “hit him with meat” jumpstarted that brain cell.
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posted on
12/09/2009 1:37:31 PM PST
by
nina0113
To: rightwingintelligentsia
She was hitting him and healing his wounds at the same time.
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posted on
12/09/2009 1:38:42 PM PST
by
uncitizen
(MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS)
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