I bet this professors wife is a real nasty person.
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To: driftdiver
Hmm... maybe if Rush ties the know again he will have to untie some of that brain he’s got behind his back.
I better stick with Lady Sivana, otherwise, I might find myself so smart and stress free that I’ll scare people. Heh heh heh!
38 posted on
01/23/2010 6:51:02 PM PST by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: driftdiver
“Sharing a bed with someone could temporarily reduce your brain power...”
Hmmm...seems true...Tiger kept getting stupider by the night...
40 posted on
01/23/2010 6:55:27 PM PST by
GGpaX4DumpedTea
(I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
To: driftdiver
BS
When my wife was in the hospital and when I was in the hospital we slept worse
43 posted on
01/23/2010 7:10:40 PM PST by
uncbob
To: driftdiver
I completely agree with this.
45 posted on
01/23/2010 7:14:08 PM PST by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
To: driftdiver; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; earlJam
KRAMER: I, uh, need to speak to you about some lady problems.
Kramer sits in front of Elaine’s desk.
ELAINE: (unsure) Oh-kay.
KRAMER: (a little anxious) You know, after I have sex with Emily, uh, I
don’t want her in the bed any more.
ELAINE: Ah.
KRAMER: Yeah, because she’s throwing off my whole sleep. She’s got the jimmy
legs.
ELAINE: (confused) Jimmy legs?
Kramer raises one leg and judders it in the air, as illustration.
KRAMER: Jimmy leg.
ELAINE: (grasping the concept) Ohh.
KRAMER: So, uh, well, maybe I should just be honest with her, huh?
ELAINE: Tell her after sex, you just want her outta there?
KRAMER: Well, I’d say it nicely.
ELAINE: I don’t think so.
To: driftdiver
My husband should read this. I can't decide whether he'd snort in derision and then laugh, or if the laughter would come first.
To: driftdiver
“She’s been married to the same man for 30 years. But after 30 years he IS NOT the same man.”
50 posted on
01/23/2010 8:21:04 PM PST by
LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot
("The rights of the people have been bartered for promises of office". ~Andrew Jackson)
To: driftdiver
I bet this professors wife is a real nasty person."Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."
Cheers!
51 posted on
01/23/2010 10:43:49 PM PST by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: neverdem; AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...
So, uh, how do I take part in this experiment?
55 posted on
01/24/2010 7:05:07 AM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Happy New Year! Freedom is Priceless.)
56 posted on
01/24/2010 2:48:46 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Happy New Year! Freedom is Priceless.)
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