Fur better or worse: postman Uwe Mitzscherlich marries his cat

AFP ^ | May 3, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

A GERMAN postman has "married" his obese and asthmatic cat, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his pet died.

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time, and she has always slept in my bed," single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, told Bild newspaper.

"Our hearts beat as one - it's unique!"

Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich, from Possendorf, in eastern Germany, paid €300 ($428) for a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while his twin brother, Erik, served as witness.

The happy couple dressed up for the occasion - Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly meowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.

[hiasm]

hilarious!

[21twelve]

I think that the animal marriage thing WILL become legal some day. It’s a sick world.

I’m surprised though. With a name like Uwe, I’m surprise he didn’t marry a, well - you know. Perhaps it would have been too confusing.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Good Lord. This is ripe for pussy cat jokes.
Leaving the thread before I am banned :D

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

LMAO!!
Looks like my gutter mind has company

[freekitty]

Poor kitty kat.

[Slings and Arrows]

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ich bin ein Purrliner.

[Young Werther]

Are you sugar coated?

Cat Paw Chocolate Lollies.

[Daffynition]

I love the internet. As you might have guessed, yes, you can Marry Your Pet.

Disclaimer

Please note that by marrying your pet he/she may be entitled to half your house and all your income. You are not allowed to mistreat your pet in any way. You cannot make him pick up your pants, put up with your nostril hair or use him as a general dogsbody - even if he is indeed a dog. You may not get excessively fat. You may not embarrass your pet at any time. Marriage is for life* or until your contract expires. For further details see full terms and conditions.

*You are not allowed to take the life of your pet.

NB: On this website we often refer to pets as 'he'. We want you to know that we're not sexist, girl pets are great. We're just lazy typists.

Koko and Kali : 10/29/03

"She's just so warm and snuggly and she vibrates when she's happy!"

The pet wedding priestess will also divorce you, should there be the need.

All hail the internet!!

[mikrofon]

The wedding night was a blast, I’m sure

The "bride" was somewhat taken aback at first view of her new hubby:

[RichInOC]

Poor guy. That’s probably the only pussy he’s had for a long, long time.

[Slings and Arrows]

They do same-sex marriages. I should have known.

Thanks for the link - many lolz there!

[LiberConservative]

Yes, I love my two sweeties but I’m not a FRACKIN’ FREAK!!!

[boatbums]

At least this guy “married” something with a heartbeat unlike that Korean dork that “married” his pillow.

And of the opposite sex!

[boatbums]

[Jack Hydrazine]

Do you mean the movie, “Mouse Hunt”?

[MHGinTN]

I call ‘Mouse Hunt’, String, so I can remember it more quickly.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Thanks! The whole thing is posted on YouTube!

[nw_arizona_granny]

“NOT tonight, I have a headache!!!”

[nw_arizona_granny]

Your diamonds photo is perfect for the thread and the caption.