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Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]
me ^
| Aug. 16, 2010
| me
Posted on 08/16/2010 1:44:08 PM PDT by matt1234
I have a pair that's from my high school days. I'm 47 years old, so that makes the underwear about 30 years old. Can anyone top that?
The underwear is boys' size 20, but they still fit. They're a little threadbare, but that's an advantage on a hot summer day. I think I can get at least a few more years out of them. (Obviously, I don't wear this pair every day. I wear them mostly for dirty outside jobs.)
I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife to throw away my stuff that's old but still good. Married men are at a disadvantage here.
Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns. They work great! Seriesly.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 1; deployedcivilian; humor; pantyping; stolenvalor; thisishugh
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To: cripplecreek
If someone will pay for the carbon dating I’ll be sure to get back to you with an answer.Carbon in your shorts is a bad sign. Better check your afterburner... ; )
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:25:09 PM PDT
by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit)
To: Allegra; matt1234
RE: post 32. post 35.
The subject is men’s underwear. And you two have wayyy too much “saluting” going on.
Please think of what this implies.
And don’t mention it again.
Please.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:26:34 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: stayathomemom
Winner !!
To: matt1234
I was stationed on the DEW Line in 1969. I wore long johns then. I live in Texas and they’ve been packed away for over 40 years. I tried giving them to Goodwill but they laughed and then cried when I told them what they were!
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:27:50 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
To: roamer_1
Carbon in your shorts is a bad sign. Better check your afterburner... ; )
Kinda hoping I'll find diamonds.
105
posted on
08/16/2010 2:28:14 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: Darkwolf377
Does it count if it’s not mine?Depends on if they are still hanging from the rear-view mirror..
106
posted on
08/16/2010 2:28:54 PM PDT
by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit)
To: matt1234
Then again!
107
posted on
08/16/2010 2:31:13 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
To: cripplecreek
Kinda hoping I'll find diamonds. LOL!
108
posted on
08/16/2010 2:31:16 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: matt1234
Matt:
You an idiot and should never post again. /S /s
109
posted on
08/16/2010 2:31:22 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Beowulf9
The Obama Nobel Peace Prize thread a 18 months ago was a laugh a second but this one is pretty good!
I have to go home now and check my underwear.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:31:29 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: matt1234
This may not be 30 year old underwear. But I reckon these are 30 year olds in underwear.
Does this count?
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:36:25 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: matt1234
I have a pair of panties from junior prom night in 1975. I kept them as a souvenir. They rode on the rear view mirror in my Z-28 all senior year then got retired to a cigar box.
112
posted on
08/16/2010 2:36:43 PM PDT
by
WhirlwindAttack
(Soon I will disappear. Time to go offgrid and underground. Go Galt now, go Bowman later.)
To: matt1234
Does a jock strap count? Still have mine from the mid 60’s. Wore it playing baseball and basketball. Still fits.
113
posted on
08/16/2010 2:37:56 PM PDT
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: matt1234
Does a jock strap count? Still have mine from the mid 60’s. Wore it playing baseball and basketball. Still fits.
114
posted on
08/16/2010 2:37:59 PM PDT
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: matt1234
Does a jock strap count? Still have mine from the mid 60’s. Wore it playing baseball and basketball. Still fits.
115
posted on
08/16/2010 2:38:01 PM PDT
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: cripplecreek
Kinda hoping I'll find diamonds.ROTFLMAO!!!
D00d. If you have lumps in your shorts... that ain't coal...
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:39:02 PM PDT
by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit)
To: matt1234
i have a pair of Fundies from the 80’s. Anybody remember those? Spencer Gift shop.
117
posted on
08/16/2010 2:39:35 PM PDT
by
GUNGAGALUNGA
(Democratus Suckus Teatus is the Latin root for Democrat and it means to tax)
To: matt1234
“I am not an animal”
Why are you bringing me into this?
To: WhirlwindAttack
I have a pair of panties from junior prom night in 1975. I kept them as a souvenir. They rode on the rear view mirror in my Z-28 all senior year then got retired to a cigar box. Is that you, Bill Clinton?
119
posted on
08/16/2010 2:39:43 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
I want to be The Other Harry some day.
(Better start drinking more, huh?)
See my FReep page.
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posted on
08/16/2010 2:40:24 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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