[Warning: A few cuss words. Ye'r warned.]
Posted on 10/15/2010 12:09:58 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
My mom baked the most fantastic cake for my grandfather's 73rd birthday party. The cake was slathered in impossibly thick frosting and topped with an assortment of delightful creatures which my mom crafted out of mini-marshmallows and toothpicks. To a four-year-old child, it was a thing of wonder - half toy, half cake and all glorious possibility.
But my mom knew that it was extremely important to keep the cake away from me because she knew that if I was allowed even a tiny amount of sugar, not only would I become intensely hyperactive, but the entire scope of my existence would funnel down to the singular goal of obtaining and ingesting more sugar. My need for sugar would become so massive, that it would collapse in upon itself and create a vacuum into which even more sugar would be drawn until all the world had been stripped of sweetness.
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[Warning: A few cuss words. Ye'r warned.]
A late-night BTT for Hyperbole And A Half. Great stuff.
There’s a Copyright Monster at the end!
Eeeeek!
Omigosh!!!
My life...illustrated. ;o)
I’m more of a pie guy.
Okay...I’m a cookie and ice cream nut, too.
It’s all about teh sugar, though. ;o)
The cake is a lie!
I’ve been meaning to play that game. Any idea if there’s a freeware out?
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/146/1/2/regular_show_by_totallynothere.jpg
Funny!
Sorry, I didn’t find it hilarious, funny or even mildly amusing.
>>> The cake is a lie!
The cake is delicious and moist. So there !
IMO, what makes it funny is not the story so much as the cartoons. That, and the fact that the protagonist reminds me of some dogs I’ve known.
This was a Triumph
For those that didn’t beat Portal (or know what the hell it is)-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
Awesome! The cake is a lie!
Maybe they can get Black Mesa to help...or not.
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