Depends for my Pat Down

[garykfd]

I'm gonna wear depends

[garykfd]

I'm going to LA to see my Daughter and her family on Monday 11-22 for T-Giving. I have an artificial knee (cobalt and titanium) so I can't get through the metal detector anyway and always get patted down when I fly. I think just for my own amusement I will refuse the porn scan and opt for the Pat Down. Just to add to the fun I'm gonna put some depends in my carry-on and wear some as well. Wonder where it will lead? Will I have to remove my adult underoos? Wonder what they'll say when they can't feel my junk?. I don't really care about the search.. I have no modesty I'd walk through the airport naked if I wouldn't get arrested. Might even pee a little in my depends. Take some vitamins so it's bright yellow. Can't wait to see what might happen. Adult incontinence is a terribly embarrasing thing officer...

[NormsRevenge]

use lots of powder.. :-)

[biggredd1]

soros body scanners..
http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2010/11/15/guess-who-is-profiting-off-tsa-body-scanners-george-soros/

[Never on my watch]

I think I’ll wear a cup.

[Never on my watch]

Or I’ll go commando in a kilt.

[DouglasKC]

Great idea...keep us updated.

[DouglasKC]

Great idea...keep us updated.

[MatthewQuigley]

Please let us know how this turns out! We are going to LA in December and may do the same depending on your outcome.

[WellyP]

Great idea, I look good in a kilt!

[mylife]

[Upstate NY Guy]

Eat lots of eggs and baked beans a few hours before your pat down. Wash it all down with lots of beer. Hold back all that gas until the guy gets up real close and personal and then let ‘er rip.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Adult Underoos? That’s funny!

[piasa]

What, have you no FReeper codpiece?

Were you at least issued a FReecoder ring and a beeber?

[CaptainPhilFan]

Asparagus!

[COUNTrecount]

I'm thinking of wearing this, blue is my color.

[KoRn]

Have yourself a nice Mexican diet for a couple of days, and fill that thing to the point of leakage. I know it’ll suck, but take one for the team!

[goseminoles]

Why test the TSA and post this silliness?

[RoseofTexas]

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING FOLKS!!!

....just a little nugget in case we forget!

[kevslisababy]

I heard a 54 yr old woman call Sean Hannity this afternoon and say she would strap on a tool if she had to fly.

I hope so.

[John Leland 1789]

Concerning the image scan of that male:

Did that very image come from a scanner at an airport?

We are told that the images are not retained nor trnasferred any place else.

If that image came from an actual airport scanner AT an airport, then somebody stored that image, right? It did get transferred, because it now appears on FR.