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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: USMCPOP
And now a man with a Stoat through his head.
101
posted on
06/08/2011 8:10:26 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Daffynition
Since this happened in Washington state...has stoat been accounted for?*************************************************
I am honored and touched to know that my welfare and viability is of a concern, so much so that a wiggly-nosed Cheese Weasel has been sent out to look for me. Please fear not; all is well at the stoat cave despite the Leftist infestation of the region. Thank you, and the Cheese Weasel, so much for your concern.
Weasels-as-weapons are becoming increasingly popular, given their naturally sharp teeth, generally antisocial disposition and convenient rigidity upon death. Stoats have typically been less at risk for becoming weapons after death than the common weasel due to our slightly more plump nature and our far more silky & smooth fur which makes us more difficult to grip in an aggressive manner.
The steak & whisky smell on our breath tends to scare off wimpy, pasty vegan types as well.
102
posted on
06/09/2011 1:03:48 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
A toast to you stoat! From my cup of morning coffee!
103
posted on
06/09/2011 6:32:38 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: Free ThinkerNY; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; SunkenCiv; ...
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a (dead) weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a (dead) weasel, it's a marten..."How many times must I say it.
To: Zeppo
“Better stock up before they put an Assault Weasel Ban in place...”
That’s OK, I’ll just use my Polecat instead.
105
posted on
06/09/2011 7:46:41 AM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: martin_fierro
106
posted on
06/09/2011 6:41:57 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
To: Daffynition
awww thank you so much! I LOVE the stoat-toaster!!! :-)
107
posted on
06/11/2011 2:00:31 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
Then you might like a ...Stoat on a coat on a goat in a boat on a moat...
108
posted on
06/11/2011 4:00:14 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; Chode; clamper1797; ...
We will again not be on a Zot Thread this month.
109
posted on
06/30/2011 4:56:25 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Hiya Darks. Whazz hapnin??
110
posted on
06/30/2011 4:58:10 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
We’re dual wielding weasels for the month of July.
Assuming I didn’t mess anything up html wise...
111
posted on
06/30/2011 4:59:38 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
We will again not be on a Zot Thread this month.Bummer...
112
posted on
06/30/2011 5:00:47 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: darkwing104
I didn’t see any worthy candidates.
It’s pathetic, but we just don’t have the same quality troll that we had ‘back in the days’.
113
posted on
06/30/2011 5:02:34 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; darkwing104
” Its pathetic, but we just dont have the same quality troll that we had back in the days.”
Hmmm....maybe we should hire a headhunter for quality trolls?
114
posted on
06/30/2011 5:11:31 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Darksheare
UP...
115
posted on
06/30/2011 5:12:26 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Darksheare
I sense a trend... From flamingoes and anteaters to dead weasels...
116
posted on
06/30/2011 5:13:39 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; darkwing104
Possibly.
The html coding for the ping ‘assumes’ that you can predict what post the ping itself will be, in this case this was post 109.
Which I had to duplicate over two different pings in the coding.
*ugh!*
Someone suggested Danny H’s thread.
Problem with that is that Danny is mentally unstable and LIKES the attention.
The trolls we’ve been having lately just aren’t like those we used to face.
Heck, if I thought I’d get anywhere with it, I’d pitch it to the mods to suggest a thread or hold one ‘in reserve’ for us.
117
posted on
06/30/2011 5:15:37 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Chode
Good to see you in!
Means my typos didn’t hurt anything.
118
posted on
06/30/2011 5:16:13 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: SandyInSeattle
Hopefully by the time August rolls around we can have a good old fashioned zot thread to misappropriate.
Assuming our quarry cooperates and gives us a good quality thread.
119
posted on
06/30/2011 5:17:52 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; sionnsar
120
posted on
06/30/2011 5:18:30 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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