And now a man with a Stoat through his head.
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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And now a man with a Stoat through his head.
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I am honored and touched to know that my welfare and viability is of a concern, so much so that a wiggly-nosed Cheese Weasel has been sent out to look for me. Please fear not; all is well at the stoat cave despite the Leftist infestation of the region. Thank you, and the Cheese Weasel, so much for your concern.
Weasels-as-weapons are becoming increasingly popular, given their naturally sharp teeth, generally antisocial disposition and convenient rigidity upon death. Stoats have typically been less at risk for becoming weapons after death than the common weasel due to our slightly more plump nature and our far more silky & smooth fur which makes us more difficult to grip in an aggressive manner.
The steak & whisky smell on our breath tends to scare off wimpy, pasty vegan types as well.
“Better stock up before they put an Assault Weasel Ban in place...”
That’s OK, I’ll just use my Polecat instead.
awww thank you so much! I LOVE the stoat-toaster!!! :-)
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Hiya Darks. Whazz hapnin??
We’re dual wielding weasels for the month of July.
Assuming I didn’t mess anything up html wise...
Bummer...
I didn’t see any worthy candidates.
It’s pathetic, but we just don’t have the same quality troll that we had ‘back in the days’.
” It’s pathetic, but we just don’t have the same quality troll that we had ‘back in the days’.”
Hmmm....maybe we should hire a headhunter for quality trolls?
UP...
I sense a trend... From flamingoes and anteaters to dead weasels...
Possibly.
The html coding for the ping ‘assumes’ that you can predict what post the ping itself will be, in this case this was post 109.
Which I had to duplicate over two different pings in the coding.
*ugh!*
Someone suggested Danny H’s thread.
Problem with that is that Danny is mentally unstable and LIKES the attention.
The trolls we’ve been having lately just aren’t like those we used to face.
Heck, if I thought I’d get anywhere with it, I’d pitch it to the mods to suggest a thread or hold one ‘in reserve’ for us.
Good to see you in!
Means my typos didn’t hurt anything.
Hopefully by the time August rolls around we can have a good old fashioned zot thread to misappropriate.
Assuming our quarry cooperates and gives us a good quality thread.
Good job Darks. :-)
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