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Giving one's self a haircut (vanity)
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Posted on 10/03/2011 7:57:09 PM PDT by Celtic Cross

Hello FRiends. Lately I've noticed that whenever I have a question about something, my first impulse is to look it up on FR. Anyway, that explains this vanity.

Do any FReepers (guys) have experience giving themselves a haircut? My hair grows faster'n a weed and I don't care to waste time and money constantly running to the barber. Plus my hair is thick, coarse, and wavy, so once it gets even moderately long I end up looking either like the 'Hall' in Hall and Oates, or else a 1950's greaser. Not pretty.

I have an electric clipper with a few attachments. I'm not shooting for anything spectacular, just looking for tips on how to get the back, avoid gouging clumps out, etc.

Thanks in advance.


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KEYWORDS: grooming; haircut; haircuts; selfhaircut
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To: Celtic Cross

Shave my head and love it. Clean, neat, etc. Will never go back.


21 posted on 10/03/2011 8:14:38 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: The flash mob who wonÂ’t leave.)
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To: Celtic Cross

I do the “boot camp” special about every 3 weeks....eat ice cream with the money saved...:))


22 posted on 10/03/2011 8:15:00 PM PDT by jennings2004 (Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
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To: MaxMax

I prefer to let the back-hair form into dreads... Much more modern that way...;)


23 posted on 10/03/2011 8:17:24 PM PDT by FromTheSidelines ("everything that deceives, also enchants" - Plato)
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To: Celtic Cross
But really, why would you want to cut it? It looks great on you!


24 posted on 10/03/2011 8:17:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: redhead
#1 is a no go, no significant other. #3 has been tried, no buds will do it (Well, they'll *do* it, but...)

Is it possible, that you know of, to accidentally cut the hair shorter than the length of the attachment? Like stick on a 3/4" attachment, push at the wrong angle and get a 1/8" patch?

25 posted on 10/03/2011 8:17:47 PM PDT by Celtic Cross (The brain is the weapon; everything else is just accessories. --FReeper Joe Brower)
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To: Celtic Cross
Put one of these on your head...

And then cut (with scissors or buzz cutters) around the edge of the bowl...

And then you look like this guy!!!!

I hear this particular kind of haircut is popular in Liechtenstein, Transylvania, and in the more remote regions of Outer Mongolia. I think there may be a order of monks on the Isle of Zanzibar that find it quite humbling.
26 posted on 10/03/2011 8:19:26 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: RandallFlagg

NO mullets!! :p


27 posted on 10/03/2011 8:20:13 PM PDT by Politicalmom (Amnesty (ie: Perry/Rubio) will be the final death blow to the United States of America.)
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To: Celtic Cross

The doctor who doctors himself has a fool for a patient. If you also spin and weave your own cloth and drive a buggy....


28 posted on 10/03/2011 8:20:21 PM PDT by WePledge (Ich werde fur immer ein Hollenhund werden. Semper Fidelis)
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To: WePledge
Clothes? Clothes? Who wears CLOTHES?

:)

29 posted on 10/03/2011 8:21:23 PM PDT by Celtic Cross (The brain is the weapon; everything else is just accessories. --FReeper Joe Brower)
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To: Celtic Cross
Front to back, then back to front has always worked for me:


30 posted on 10/03/2011 8:21:43 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012 -- the man we need at the time we need him)
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To: Celtic Cross

OH, please post “AFTER” pics.


31 posted on 10/03/2011 8:21:49 PM PDT by WePledge (Ich werde fur immer ein Hollenhund werden. Semper Fidelis)
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To: Celtic Cross

I’ve been doing my own crew cut for about 5 years now. I have a double cow lick that grows very fast and in 2 week I look like the Klingon Worf.

I use a #2 attachment and go around the ears. Next I do my neck (upwards as against the grain will be shorter). Then left to right (all the way). Then right to left. Front to back. And finally back to front. I do the outside on my back deck without a mirror. Final step needs a mirror and that requires taking off the attachment and trimming around the ears.

I finish up with a shower and a splash of homemade bay rum.


32 posted on 10/03/2011 8:22:13 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: Celtic Cross

Get a trimmer with the various length combs and go buzz cut. A 1/4 inch works very well. 1/2 inch is too long. I don’t cut my own hair but that’s how I waste money at the barber keeping the economy going. They are good to bs with too. My wife could easily cut it but I don’t bother. I learned years ago in basic that a crew cut is a big time saver and a potential DIYer.


33 posted on 10/03/2011 8:23:58 PM PDT by apoliticalone (Honest govt. that operates in the interest of US sovereignty and the people, not global $$$)
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To: Celtic Cross
Is this the look you're looking for?


34 posted on 10/03/2011 8:27:46 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Celtic Cross
Yes, I have been cutting my own hair with electric clippers for about a year now.

First I use #2 guide all over...front to back, then back to front, then side to side. Use two mirrors to see it all; you will probably find that you need several passes in each direction to get it all even, at least at first. Next I switch to #1 guide to get just the sides of my head, going "against the grain". Blending the edges comes with practice.

For the back of the neck I take a piece of masking tape, and put it so that the bottom edge is where I want the bottom of my hairline to be. While facing the mirror, I hold both ends so that they are level, then I tape the ends to my ears. Trim the back of the neck using just the clippers (no guide.)

Finally I use the masking tape all over my head like a tackcloth to help remove any remaining loose hair fragments that didn't get brushed off, then wash. Pretty easy once you get used to it. Hope this helps.

35 posted on 10/03/2011 8:28:20 PM PDT by Ackackadack
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To: Celtic Cross
In the late seventies, after going to a stylist (used to be my barber shop, but they added pastel colors) and getting a bad haircut despite having told him how I wanted it, I decided that I could give myself a bad haircut for free.

For thirty years I cut my hair immediately after washing. I combed it all forward and cut the hair off my face. I then pulled the hair up in bunches and cut it to match that length. The only tough part was the back which I had to do strictly by feel. At the neckline, I took a piece of tape about two feet long and held it level behind my head, brought it forward and fastened to my face. With the scissors, I cut the hair that stuck out under the tape then shave my neck with the tape still in place. It would be easier if I liked a "high and tight" but I discovered in the Marine Corps I have a funny shaped skull.

A few years ago, I bought a an electric hair cutter with several comb-like attachment. I start on top with the longest toothed one and reduce the attachment size as I work downward. I still use the tape on the back.

Do my haircuts look good? No worse that the barbers used to do.
36 posted on 10/03/2011 8:28:28 PM PDT by Free_SJersey (Celebrate Diversity------------ Divide and Conquer?)
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To: Celtic Cross

I gave myself haircuts for about 10 or 12 years. I quit when I moved to a warmer climate and started wearing much shorter hair. I actually had people wanting to know the name of my barber so they could use him. So I got pretty good at it. I used hair scissors (no clippers) and the trick is to start with a good haircut and then keep it trimmed by taking off only a small amount every week.

When you get your starting haircut, run your fingers through it and get to learn how long it is in different places. The next week run your fingers through your hair and pull up a bit of it between your middle and index fingers and clip off a quarter inch or so. Use your fingers to keep the cut even. I moved front to back and then did the sides and finished up at the back, which is where you want to take your time. Trim up the neckline with the scissors and a razor. If you want a taper in the back, you will probably need to use clippers and just run the clippers through it with a guard always going down. If you block the neckline, you don’t need clippers. About once a month, run thinning shears through your hair.

When you think you are done, run a comb through it and lift up or use your fingers and lift and you will find some places where you missed. You will need a hands free adjustable mirror so you can see what your doing from the back. Don’t rush. It gets easy about the third time you do it. If you wear a mullet, you don’t have to worry about the back. LOL.


37 posted on 10/03/2011 8:32:29 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter Hobbit)
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To: Ackackadack

My procedure is very similar, except I start with a #4 on top and taper down to a #2 on the sides/bottom back.

It’s very easy once you learn the lay of your head and where to switch or just adjust the length of the guide you’re on.

I figured out the masking tape trick on my own too (except use the blue tape, ouch!). It was only a couple of years ago I fought out other people underwent the same epiphany.


38 posted on 10/03/2011 8:33:37 PM PDT by gura (If Allah is so great, why does he need fat sexually confused fanboys to do his dirty work? -iowahawk)
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To: freedumb2003

Now, I always cut my own hair with electric clippers and the best part is that you can get a haircut once a week (or more) for free. I can remember my first time and I’ll tell you the same thing my buddy told me: “It’s easier than you think. Just try it. Worst case, you go to a barber and get it fixed.” (Or don’t get it fixed! It’ll grow out! Go camping for a few days!) Well, it worked that first time and I never had to “get it fixed.” It would help to have someone who knows what he’s doing nearby the first time. As of yet, I have never cut any shoter than the attachments allowed, they work great. Go for it!


39 posted on 10/03/2011 8:36:22 PM PDT by Dr. Pritchett
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To: sleddogs

OK, how do you make homemade bay rum?


40 posted on 10/03/2011 8:37:06 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter Hobbit)
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