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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz

First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JfY8iUkvE&feature=related

 

 

Okay, is it playing? Good….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?

Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.

She and I will have beautiful times together.

Tender, private moments.

Moments of hilarity.

Special times.

We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.

Here’s her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz
You're giving up hot buns?!

41 posted on 02/02/2012 11:32:45 AM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Mich Patriot

You have just rendered me speechless. You do know that is almost impossible, I hope.


42 posted on 02/02/2012 11:33:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: xp38

Isn’t he always :) LOL


43 posted on 02/02/2012 11:36:30 AM PST by reed13k (Knight Rampant Bibliophile, Protector of Knowledge, Purveyor of Inquiry, Defender of Aged Wisdom, an)
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To: LADY J
Oh gosh, Laz!! You're such a sentimental romantic!! Who knew!!

There's room for two under this here bib, ya know. :)

44 posted on 02/02/2012 11:37:35 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: humblegunner; Lazamataz; mrreaganaut

LOL. I could have done without THAT imagery, HG.

And Laz, I do understand my husband is in love with the Egg Bacon Donut Burger as well.


45 posted on 02/02/2012 11:37:48 AM PST by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, Now Christian - "I wasn't brainwashed, just brain pre-soaked.")
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To: Lazamataz

There is a bright side, however. After being put on the pills for my sugar, I feel better than I felt in a long time. And it’s the kick in the -er- backside I needed to get me exercising.


46 posted on 02/02/2012 11:38:43 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lazamataz

Another relationship that will eventually end with someone being “dumped.”


47 posted on 02/02/2012 11:47:13 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’d hit it.


48 posted on 02/02/2012 11:50:58 AM PST by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: Lazamataz

The funny thing is that the only “bad for you” part of that sandwich is the donuts because of carbs. You can eat the burger, bacon and eggs all day long and actually lower your cholesterol, triglicerides and blood pressure. As long as you stay away from the carbs.


49 posted on 02/02/2012 11:53:49 AM PST by albie
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To: Lazamataz
You can skip this thread in 5..4..3..2..1..

Not really...

But you wish you could....

50 posted on 02/02/2012 11:56:37 AM PST by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks!)
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To: Lazamataz

Just another shiksa.


51 posted on 02/02/2012 12:02:55 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Lazamataz

You’ll “dump” her soon...


52 posted on 02/02/2012 12:04:40 PM PST by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz

Good topic choice. All of your vanities should, by rights, be labelled “Weird Stuff”.

:p


53 posted on 02/02/2012 12:08:57 PM PST by Politicalmom (Lazamataz for president!! NO MORE RINOS!!)
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To: Lazamataz

So, who brought the two of you together, Paula Deen?


54 posted on 02/02/2012 12:16:25 PM PST by Spirit of Liberty
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To: Lazamataz

Yes, I realize that is no small task. I also note that we share certain traits...such as neither of us are the least bit ashamed of our normal male urges. I tip my hat to you, sir.


55 posted on 02/02/2012 12:18:33 PM PST by Mich Patriot (I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lazamataz

I love you too-Paula Dean!


56 posted on 02/02/2012 12:19:40 PM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: Lazamataz
You have broken Little Debbie's heart....

57 posted on 02/02/2012 12:23:56 PM PST by BansheeBill
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To: Lazamataz

She looks like a real sweetie.


58 posted on 02/02/2012 12:26:16 PM PST by veracious
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To: Lazamataz

She is HOT and SWEET looking! The mother in law must be nice too!!


59 posted on 02/02/2012 12:42:04 PM PST by Orange1998
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To: fredhead
There is a bright side, however. After being put on the pills for my sugar, I feel better than I felt in a long time. And it’s the kick in the -er- backside I needed to get me exercising.

Seriously dude, I am happy for ya.

60 posted on 02/02/2012 12:48:22 PM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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