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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz

First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JfY8iUkvE&feature=related

 

 

Okay, is it playing? Good….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?

Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.

She and I will have beautiful times together.

Tender, private moments.

Moments of hilarity.

Special times.

We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.

Here’s her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
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1 posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:18 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Donuts have holes. Just sayin’...


2 posted on 02/02/2012 11:09:07 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

I can feel ny arteries clogging. LOL


3 posted on 02/02/2012 11:09:33 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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She’ll only explode your heart in the end.


4 posted on 02/02/2012 11:10:16 AM PST by Claud
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You better not be cheating on me!

5 posted on 02/02/2012 11:10:16 AM PST by TSgt (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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To: Lazamataz

WHA?!? No cheese?!? pshaw


6 posted on 02/02/2012 11:11:25 AM PST by reed13k (Knight Rampant Bibliophile, Protector of Knowledge, Purveyor of Inquiry, Defender of Aged Wisdom, an)
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To: Lazamataz

That is......awesome!


7 posted on 02/02/2012 11:11:51 AM PST by RabidBartender (The above statement is not meant to be offensive to women. Please don't whine and have me banned.)
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8 posted on 02/02/2012 11:12:13 AM PST by PGR88
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That is......awesome!

Ain't she the prettiest you've ever seen?

9 posted on 02/02/2012 11:12:41 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, I’d hit that.


10 posted on 02/02/2012 11:13:48 AM PST by alancarp (Liberals are all for shared pain... until they're included in the pain group.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks for the laughs! Needed these days....lovely but we fear for your health.


11 posted on 02/02/2012 11:14:18 AM PST by etabeta
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To: TSgt

LOL!!!!!!! OMG! :-)


12 posted on 02/02/2012 11:14:38 AM PST by MNGal
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To: Lazamataz

My arteries are hardening just looking at it!


13 posted on 02/02/2012 11:15:24 AM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Lazamataz

There is an old saying “If kissin’ don’t work, cookin’ do”

Enjoy your sizzlin’ hot romance.

Don’t eat them for more than 4 hours.


14 posted on 02/02/2012 11:15:34 AM PST by dforest
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To: Lazamataz

You better watch it! It looks like she may really break your heart one day!


15 posted on 02/02/2012 11:16:22 AM PST by Mrs. Frogjerk
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To: Lazamataz

She looks sweet on the outside.

I suspect that initially you’ll feel fulfilled...but in the end you’ll find that she’s unhealthy for you.


16 posted on 02/02/2012 11:16:29 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: dforest
Don’t eat them for more than 4 hours.

If I do eat for more than 4 hours, I know to go to a doctor, or serious permanent damage may result.

17 posted on 02/02/2012 11:17:12 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Mrs. Frogjerk

Ok that got a genuine chuckle.


18 posted on 02/02/2012 11:18:18 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Another benefit of buying one of these...you get a coupon worth 50 percent off on your next ambulance ride to the emergency room at your local hospital.


19 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:04 AM PST by Signalman
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not guilty!


20 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:23 AM PST by GQuagmire (Pats 33 Giants 24 Pats Super Bowl 46 Champs)
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