Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"If I had October 2002 to do over again, I’d have put in my name without the hyphen."

Alas, my signup indicates that I'm merely out of touch, a slow learner, or an obstreperous underscore

[Tax-chick]

At least one can type a hyphen without using the shift key. This is important when there’s only one hand available to type.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

;)

[NicknamedBob]

"ran across the word "abstruse".

Why do I get the feeling that there's an alternative definition for that word, dealing with some kind of profound mystery or epiphany related to the loss of one's erstwhile washboard midriff?"

Just think of "abstruse" as the offspring of abstract and obtuse.

[Tax-chick]

Just think of "abstruse" as the offspring of abstract and obtuse.

If I have another baby, I could name it "Abstruse."

[NicknamedBob]

I was considering saying “a conflation” instead of “offspring”.

I didn’t mean to get your maternal cogs grinding again. If I have to “change the names to protect the innocent”, I’m running out of names.

Maybe I’ll name one character “Jerome I” and another one “Jerome II”.

I don’t think I should name any more of them “Brian”.

[Tax-chick]

Brian had a busy time.

[NicknamedBob]

"Brian had a busy time."

Yeah. Enough for two lifetimes.

[Tax-chick]

But I don’t remember his going horseback riding in Kyrgyzstan, like P.J. O’Rourke. Maybe in his next life ...

[NicknamedBob]

"But I don’t remember his going horseback riding in Kyrgyzstan, like P.J. O’Rourke. Maybe in his next life ..."

It's possible he did some riding on horses in his first life, (after all, I, his alter-ego progenitor, have done so, though in Colorado, not Kyrgyzstan), that simply never got talked about. I mentioned that he enjoyed riding bicycles as a boy.

Brian Jr. talked with his friend Sean, Sully's son, about going horseback riding, by first mucking out the stables so they could do it for free. But they never got around to it.

Horseback riding figured in the story of "Second-Hand Lions". I liked that movie.

[null and void]

The poor thing would doubtless grow up to be a masseuse specializing in belly rubs...

[Tax-chick]

In the ObamaNation, that might be a very successful career.

[null and void]

Good point...

[Monkey Face]

Oops! I was AWOL! No excuses, but it was fun in a strange way.

Anyway, I’m home.

Tired and beat up by the buses, but OK.

[Monkey Face]

What a deal! LOL!

[Monkey Face]

...Given your tenure, I find myself gratefully. . . troubled, somehow...

Welp, I can't take all the credit for that. I have a sister who has been here two years longer than I and she was very sweet about answering questions and giving me hints. I just pass them on.

It seems only fitting, somehow! Enjoy! :o])

[Monkey Face]

I think Brian is still busy, from what I’ve read. Of course, at his age and stage of life, and the current habitat he inhabits, he could be cohabiting with and monitoring the VIXENs and their grape stomping for years to come. From the security habitat, of course.
;o]

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon. It’s almost time for me to hit the road again ... take Sally to a friend’s house for the afternoon and Elen to church to help with paperwork for the building fund.

[Monkey Face]

...once the unions UNICORNS get involved, it's a sticky, time-consuming process to disentangle oneself.

Welcome Rides a Red Horse. This is, indeed, the Undead thread. It's a little like Hotel California: you can check out but you can never leave.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

'Face

[Monkey Face]

What I have the most trouble with is LONG names. I can’t bypass a letter without being reminded in red that I have done a No-No.

Oh. And if you post to me, don’t capitalize or leave a space. Easier, y’know.

:oþ