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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick

They seem to have found a good place to nest in your house...so many, and in assorted sizes, too! Something for everyone!


1,761 posted on 05/20/2012 11:13:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
"Back when I used to edit nuclear weapons safety manuals for the Navy, a misplaced modifier could, in theory, have vaporized the East Coast."

Just think what you could have accomplished with a placed modifier!

1,762 posted on 05/20/2012 11:43:53 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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Well, kiddies, I’m heading for bed. The chicken won’t be done for hours, yet, and I may have to tranfer it to the Dutch oven. Maybe I should plan on making dumplings...tomorrow.


1,763 posted on 05/20/2012 11:55:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face

In retrospect, did you have the crockpot for 20 years or the chicken? That might explain things.


1,764 posted on 05/20/2012 1:32:33 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

So *you’re* the one we have to thank for the East Coast! The beaches are especially nice!


1,765 posted on 05/20/2012 1:34:59 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

Sweet dreams,Face! BTW, the horse liked the lettuce.


1,766 posted on 05/20/2012 1:36:59 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
"... the horse liked the lettuce."

Shhh, keep your voice down.

"The Post Office is not a library."

1,767 posted on 05/20/2012 7:15:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Dragons don’t like plain lettuce, but I have never offered a horse a vegetable he wouldn’t eat. Is it your horse?


1,768 posted on 05/20/2012 7:47:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Dragons don’t like plain lettuce, but I have never offered a horse a vegetable he wouldn’t eat. Is it your horse?


1,769 posted on 05/20/2012 7:48:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

Sheesh.

You were supposed to say, “The man in the gabardine suit is a spy.”


1,770 posted on 05/20/2012 7:52:02 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy

LoL. The horse is probably in a horse suit. I mean, really, watermelon?


1,771 posted on 05/20/2012 8:02:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

I remember playing horse.


1,772 posted on 05/20/2012 8:08:46 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: Tax-chick

I remember playing horse.


1,773 posted on 05/20/2012 8:09:14 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: ThomasThomas

With a basketball?


1,774 posted on 05/20/2012 8:11:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick; ThomasThomas

I remember playing Physics with a basketball.

And a tennis ball.

Note: Do not play this game indoors.

It’s very simple. As a Physics demonstration, hold the basketball over and touching the tennis ball, then drop them together. The basketball will kinda squash the tennis ball and both will bounce poorly.

Now reverse the order. Place the tennis ball on top of the basketball, and drop them both together.

The basketball will hit the ground or pavement, and slightly collapse from its momentum. At the same time, the tennis ball will continue falling, and will slightly indent in the basketball.

And then the basketball transfers its compressed energy into the rebound of the tennis ball, and it could end up on the garage roof!

It’s astonishing! It’s also very surprising, if you haven’t seen it done before.

Have fun! And have someone young around to chase the tennis ball! It really goes flying!


1,775 posted on 05/20/2012 8:30:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; ...

1,776 posted on 05/21/2012 5:30:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning!
We had a precious tuxedo cat (succumbed to FLV at age 15 months) and he and his father (desert feral colony kitties) had that “Evil Kitty Take Over the World” look. He was the most remarkable cat we’ve ever had.

Thank you for A.M. kttehs!


1,777 posted on 05/21/2012 5:43:32 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

You’re welcome. We had a Siamese who died of FLV at around 5 years old. (They developed the vaccine soon after that.) He was overbred and had “special needs,” as they say. My mother would drape him around her neck like a stole, and he would just hang there, purring and slobbering.


1,778 posted on 05/21/2012 5:48:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Hey, I got the SAT math question right! We’ve got some test results back on the Offspring: Pat and the girls will be doing remedial math this summer.


1,779 posted on 05/21/2012 5:51:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

My neighbor’s horse. Neighbor is 82yo combat vet and we use feeding the horse as an excuse to visit him. The horse is 22yo and has a delightful personality. When he finishes the treats, he tries to go through my pockets to find more. He verbalizes, comes when called and gives little horsey kisses.


1,780 posted on 05/21/2012 5:54:16 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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