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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Monkey Face
1,821
posted on
05/21/2012 2:45:46 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Entropy isn't what it used to be)
To: Scoutmaster
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
Its sooty foot he put.
1,822
posted on
05/21/2012 3:02:40 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Entropy isn't what it used to be)
To: ThomasThomas
Good rhyme!
Kathleen and I are packed for our trip: everything we need in one gym bag.
1,823
posted on
05/21/2012 4:44:35 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
To: Scoutmaster
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry - just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t worry, I have a plan , Cheers! ‘
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy - I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killing me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.’
1,824
posted on
05/21/2012 10:46:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: null and void; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; ...
1,825
posted on
05/22/2012 3:01:42 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
To: Tax-chick
Took me a second to realize that was a real cat...
1,826
posted on
05/22/2012 6:05:07 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
To: Scoutmaster
This is a test post to find the wittiest response.
1,827
posted on
05/22/2012 7:16:22 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: null and void
1,828
posted on
05/22/2012 7:22:08 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
To: Scoutmaster
To what? She asks, coyly.
1,829
posted on
05/22/2012 7:23:23 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
To: Monkey Face
I know, I know *hangs head* never use a preposition to end a story with...
1,830
posted on
05/22/2012 8:03:16 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1218 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: Monkey Face
Is coyly still around? I haven’t seen her post in a long time.
1,831
posted on
05/22/2012 8:08:06 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Tax-chick
To: null and void
You are something else, nully!
Whataguy!
1,833
posted on
05/22/2012 8:28:33 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
To: Monkey Face
Ma'am...
1,834
posted on
05/22/2012 8:51:13 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1218 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: Scoutmaster
The comma denotes a phrase with a modifier. I think. Coyly in that sense was not capitalized, and not a noun.
(And I have forgotten 90% of what I learned in English classes! LOL!)
1,835
posted on
05/22/2012 9:19:38 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
To: null and void
1,836
posted on
05/22/2012 9:20:32 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
To: Tax-chick
How did Kathleen like her first adventure?
We miss you! LOL!
1,837
posted on
05/22/2012 9:21:50 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster
Howdy! Deer all over the place around here. Last years fawns. You can tell they are young they almost come right up to to while eating the fresh grass. Rain today.
1,838
posted on
05/22/2012 9:42:16 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
To: ColdOne
Hey, you! How are you feeling? Spring really is trying to get to you!
*hug*
1,839
posted on
05/22/2012 9:50:31 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
To: Monkey Face
Hiya! Yes Spring is in full on mode! For some reason my bones ache more during this time of year. I am walking with Fred now a short bit.
Plan on walking the “loop” as well call it up here during sunny days.
How’s stig?
1,840
posted on
05/22/2012 10:01:00 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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