Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[ThomasThomas]

The link you followed was invalid. We don't have enough information to complete your request. If you were attempting to post a new thread, click here to post to News/Activism, or click here to post to General Interest. Click here for a list of forums. If you were attempting to log in, click here to log in. Okay Ok. This is what I got when I tried to ask you about clubbing in lobsters. I am not sure how this would work because the found under the water? And clubbing them in a tank would no be sportsman like. Could you be possibly speaking of this sport.

[Tax-chick]

[Scoutmaster]

I neither promise nor expect sex in exchange for lobster and clubbing.

You keep clubbing lobsters . . . PETA and the baby seal people are going to shut down UT. It'll be worse than the marmalade malfunction of '63.

[Darksheare]

Thought of a disorder that may be possible in these dragons, “leaky wing” or “Effusive Wing Syndrome”, would render the so affected dragon unable to fly.
Caused by something similar to hiatal hernia, but in the dragon flight organs.

[Darksheare]

Clubbing the lobsters may only anger them.

[Darksheare]

[Tax-chick]

Usually it’s when I’m changing a diaper. I really need to train the Offspring to NOT answer the telephone: we have an answering machine for those who really want to leave a message.

[Darksheare]

I usually have a mouthful of coffee or something munchy when they call.

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiuVYZovQMQ&feature=related

Don’t know where in any of the stories this will fit, I write while listening to music, but it may fit somewhere.

[Scoutmaster]

I'll tell you this only if you agree not to share it with the rest of the UT.

When I matriculated in Boston, I owned a pair of trousers with little lobsters embroidered all over them. Years before 'preppie' became a nationwide fashion style.

When I returned to Texas from Boston I found that my lobster trou (and my strawberry trou) weren't . . . received as well by friends as my Lee jeans and boots.

Don't abandon your roots.

[Scoutmaster]

I think we may have lingered here too long. Isabeau found us. Have we begun a serious search for another UT candidate (he asked himself)?

[NicknamedBob]

Don’t think it would fit any existing (actually, envisioned), scenes at that length, but it could be used for short action scenes.

I’ll need to work out with you a more complete outline, so that you can concentrate on those areas of interest to you, and I can do my thing, and then we can figure out who has to actually do some work.

[Darksheare]

I detect a massive understatement there.

[Darksheare]

Splashdown, the lady under glass and how she came to be there?
Wonder if she’s someone we’ve already met somewhere in some continuity.

[Darksheare]

I’ve started writing bits of the SLAVER incident.

[NicknamedBob]

Sheesh.

You already have more details than I have available on this computer. This story has been hanging fire for way too long.

Let me send you some vignettes by PM. I’ll append a cursory outline of the plot.

[Monkey Face]

If I’m going to trade sex, and have a choice between lobster and clubbing, I’ll take the lobster with filet mignon. If I get clubbed, I will club back.

[Darksheare]

*shrugs*
Don’t know about that, but I have several tales stuck in my head.
They were just asking for the right music accompaniment.
The one section from the Habworld continuity where the spiderbot Eva goes rogue and enslaves people needed the song Stains by the band Janus for the one scene to seem right.
I may actually have invented a new form of novel, one that has music for each short section or scene.

[Tax-chick]

Is there a thread about people in lobster trousers?

There’s one up this morning about a naked man eating people on the exptressway in Florida.

[Scoutmaster]

Is there a thread about people in lobster trousers?

Wait. Who said anything about lobster trousers? Let's not start any . . . umm . . . 'rumors.'