Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_TkMmAbKPc

Not really certain here....R2 D2, evil overlord.

[fanfan]

“They react badly not avoid”

Ah, you’re right. It’s hard enough to calm a dog in a thunderstorm. Elephants would be tougher to stop.

[fanfan]

You betcha!

Salt is important.

[fanfan]

Like anyone would put that out at a garage sale, LOL.

Maybe they have it at the library. There is probably a waiting list.

[ThomasThomas]

[NicknamedBob]

Elizabeth Warren?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

“A book should be a garden that fits in the hands. Word-petals of color. Stems of strength. roots of truth. Turn a page and turn the seasons. Read the sentence and enjoy the roses. ” ― Max Lucado

One of my favorite authors.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Doing good. Getting in the rest of the garden this week.

How are things in your neck of the woods?

[NicknamedBob]

"How are things in your neck of the woods?"

Woodly neckid, if you have to ask. It's a freakin' desert.

[Tax-chick]

[Darksheare]

Have you heard the good news about Dust Bunnicus and his earthly representaive Me-Au?

[Tax-chick]

Saved them from the Dreaded Dyson, did he?

[Darksheare]

The dreaded Dyson and his evil cohort Kir-Beee

[Darksheare]

Somehow led them safely through the land of the Filter Queen.
And was not fooled at all by the Dirt Devil when he appeared and attempted to lead the Dust Bunnies astray.

[Scoutmaster]

I believe the only thing my older brother doesn't put ketchup on is apple pie.

Of course, my brother doesn't eat apple pie.

[Tax-chick]

But as they approach the fearsome shrine of the Eight-pound Oreck, all are a-quiver ...

[Darksheare]

The tribe of Oreck has called upon the services of the local constable, Dust Buster!
Will our dusty migratory friends make it to their destination?

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa2CGGepCh4
Spin text: “Instrumental!!”
LOL..

[Tax-chick]

When they’re all safely under the television console, they can dine on dog-biscuit crumbs and ancient pretzel fragments ... safe, unless the family starts an all-out search for the DVD-player remote!

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=sKqr7TDRDvw&feature=endscreen
Matthew and his group didn't have time to consider what they'd just seen or what it meant.
The dust hadn't slowed and security forces seemingly popped out of the woodwork.
Half of his group ran to his left into one building while the other half ran into the building to his right with him.
Knowing it was a mistake either way, he pressed on.
“We're cut off.” Jessica informed him calmly.
He cursed, then began making his way higher in the building.
Finding an open floor he spread his team out.
“General, just what are you going to d-” the Corporal received his answer when Matthew charged headlong towards the windows.
“We follow.”
“Yes Sergeant.” the group did not hesitate, they also tore off towards the glass.
Matthew reached the glass and shattered it, his form flying through the short distance between the buildings and over the startled heads of his pursuers below.
Through the windows he was targeting to land through he saw a group of humans keeping Jessica and her group pinned.
Not for long.

The sound of shattering windows drew the attention of only two or three of the now flanked security force personnel.
The rest only noticed something amiss when several forms stood up from a tuck and roll landing to begin an assault on them.
Short brutal hand to hand fighting began, and it did not last long.
Physically overmatched, the human attackers fell away hoping to regroup elsewhere.

“Jessica!” Matthew kicked his opponent into the dirt and then stood on him.
“Over here.” came the reply from under something.
He ran headlong through the chaos to the where he heard the voice.
“You came for me. I'm grateful for it. Now, can you get this desk off my legs? Please?” her voice took on this piteous pleading tone that almost made him laugh but for the dire situation they were in.
Matthew dropped in behind the desk with her and braced both feet against it.
“Duck!” he shouted as he launched it.