Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Ah. A mondegreen.
Darks' mondegreens are original, nothing obvious like "There's a bathroom on the right," or "The stranger there among them had a big orange on his lip."
Curious background TT.
My first impression was that the woman had spent way too much time doing her make-up to be taken seriously.
OK, just had to settle one thing before I go to sleep: I did the problem about losing 10% of net worth after each puppy for a total of four puppies, and my result was a net worth of 65.61% of the original net worth. (Did it while sitting in the muffler shop.) I hope this helps anybody crazy enough to adopt four megamouthed puppies.
Sweet dreams, y’all!
Woof!
Welcome!
And yes, my misheard lyrics tend to be.. original and odd.
I blame my sister.
He take a stroll around DC?
Megamouth puppies, now that’s a mental image.
Ack! There was a fifth puppy? Now I’ll be up all night looking for the little tyke!
OK, photos on computer. Next step is to save them somewhere so that y’all can see the newly-created monsters. There was a thunderstorm today, so can’t weed the garden tomorrow. Will visit elderly combat vet neighbor, feed his horse some watermelon, and come home to fiddle w/posting pix.
Sweet dreams!
I would check in the closet on top of your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes that he pulled off the hanger. :)
Wow, did did you know Mary Janes were shoes?
Just letting you folks know, I’ll be traveling, and busy, for a few days. Heading up into the wilds of Pennsylvania again.
No need to worry about me any more than the usual amount.
It is close enough for you to be weary of a man dressed in antiquated Dutch clothing, carrying a keg up the mountain, who requires your help.
RESTRICTED SYMBOLSSome items are restricted items in specific cultures. Examples from Canada and the United States would be: military medals, Bachelor degrees (the actual parchment), and certain awards representing achievement in literary, musical or other fields.
These items cannot be legitimately possessed or imitated by just anyone, as they represent achievements earned according to a specific criteria.
Yes, some people will mock these symbols. However in order to do this, they have to understand what the symbols represent, and then purposefully desecrate or alter them in order to make a statement. They cannot then claim to be honouring the symbol.
Some people will pretend to have earned these symbols, but there can be serious sanctions within a culture for doing this. For example, someone claiming to have earned a medical degree (using a fake parchment) can face criminal charges, because that ‘symbol’ gives them access to a specialised and restricted profession.
Excerpted from here.
That's probably the best secular argument I've yet heard AGAINST so-called "gay marriage"; that such a union desecrates — and in an exceptionally crass and insensitive fashion — a "reserved symbol" held dear for literal millenniae by numerous significant faiths and cultures, many of which continue to exist to this very day.
So, now; how to go to battle with the point that "gay marriage" is and expression of intolerance of, bigotry against, and an unacceptable abusive of the "reserved symbol" of "one man/one woman" marriage inherent in Judaism, Islam, Christianity, the cultures and religions of the First Nation peoples of the North American continent, as well as 99.9% of all the cultures and religions of the indigenous peoples of Saharan, and sub-Saharan Africa, South America, the Middle East, the Near East, the Far East, the Pacific Islands, and Australia from ancient times to the modern day.
IOW, if you are FOR "gay marriage" you are affronting in militant fashion very nearly EVERY kingdom, tribe, race, color, and creed that has ever existed on this planet.
And these same morons go on about equality...
Hello all! It’s been forever, but I thought I’d see how things are on FR. I haven’t had much free time, but now that I have a little break, I thought I’d browse the site and say hi.
Welcome back!
As you can see, nothing has changed. We haven't learned a thing.
Have you started your cat collection yet?
Good morning, tulip! I was kind of expecting to see that we’d moved this morning, but we didn’t.
I had another baby while you were gone, but that’s typical.
Heheheheh! I thought about you all day yesterday, girl!
How are you doing? Are you teaching? What’s new in your life?
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