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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Dead Corpse

Yeah but it’s a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

However, I do eat there, depressing as it is to be able to feel my intelligence being sucked away.

Normally I get the double-hamburger. Where I usually get it, the total with tax is $1.01 — the cheapest eat on the dollar menu.

But I’ve also splurged and bought the quarter-pounder. The onions give it a bit of flavor.


3,041 posted on 06/19/2012 9:59:13 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: HKMk23; Tax-chick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99bYXNBAhQ

“Forgive my wandering eye”

But why do they wander?


3,042 posted on 06/20/2012 5:29:07 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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3,043 posted on 06/20/2012 5:42:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob

You wouldn’t be hungry on the squid thread!


3,044 posted on 06/20/2012 5:55:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Tax-chick

The paper bags make such interesting noises...


3,045 posted on 06/20/2012 5:57:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

And food falls out.


3,046 posted on 06/20/2012 6:00:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Is that a zombie squid?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGPfSSUlReM


3,047 posted on 06/20/2012 6:07:56 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m going to take the curse off the new crockpot tomorrow. YAY! The roast is thawing as we speak!


3,048 posted on 06/20/2012 6:38:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

Excellent!

It’s going to be very hot here today. I’ve got the sprinkler on the gardens, so the plants can grow instead of wilting!


3,049 posted on 06/20/2012 6:48:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; Anoreth; fanfan

I always think of Sionnsar when I’m pulling stinging nettles from the gardens. Every year, he would dare me to make soup out of them!


3,050 posted on 06/20/2012 7:32:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Tax-chick

We’re only looking at 105 today, but that’s OK. I can deal with it!

I revised the letter to the doctor, got the forms copied, and it will go out in today’s mail. I hope I get it back in time to move into the next one bedroom vacancy. The resident died over the weekend. Usually, it takes about a month to make an apartment ready for the next tenant.


3,051 posted on 06/20/2012 7:33:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick

It would certainly take the starch out of the nettles! LOL!


3,052 posted on 06/20/2012 7:36:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

I looked up the recipe: you boil them for hours and then run them through the blender. It keeps you from getting scurvy! Haven’t tried it, though.

I’ll pray for your apartment!


3,053 posted on 06/20/2012 7:44:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks! I’m going to pray for it as well, because I’ve about reached my limit of tolerance for this little closet.


3,054 posted on 06/20/2012 7:52:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

Prayers up for your apartment, Face.


3,055 posted on 06/20/2012 8:21:44 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Thanks, SG! Prayers are always welcome!


3,056 posted on 06/20/2012 9:06:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

Stayed up too late, but still thinking of you :-).


3,057 posted on 06/20/2012 8:59:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Tax-chick

Funny coincidence. I stayed up late too.

Happy Summer.


3,058 posted on 06/21/2012 4:48:13 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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3,059 posted on 06/21/2012 5:30:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Happy summer, Bob. I was up early to let Ash out.


3,060 posted on 06/21/2012 5:31:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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