Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[null and void]

God put me on this earth to accomplish certain things.

I am so far behind, I may never die.

[Monkey Face]

I'd be afraid that exposure to such pure manliness might do something silly to your BP...

Being in close quarters to pure manliness such as you would no doubt tweak a lot more than my BP! LOL! Thanks for the thought!

[Monkey Face]

I’m OK, Girl! Honest!

*hug*

[Monkey Face]

See? ;o])

[Dead Corpse]

*HUGS*

*HUGS*

One for each of you...

[stephenjohnbanker]

Good news!

[null and void]

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

[Darksheare]

” nitro spray was six months expired!”

There are some weird superhero stories that start off that way.

[LibreOuMort]

"Strip down facing me" LOL!!!!!

[fanfan]

But rest assured: I WILL do them! You and I have to meet up, in person, before I throw in the towel!

Right on! Does that mean we should delay our meeting for 20 or 30 more years? That would suck.

Thanks for the reassurance. It's like a salvation. *HUG*

[fanfan]

LOL!
Like you were only concerned about the bird.

Thanks for the ping TC.
*HUG*

[Tax-chick]

All’s well that ends well, and I hear The Stig is fine.

About time to put my boys to bed. This week has worn them out.

[fanfan]

Have a great night. :-)

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

Cats are equal-opportunity employers of mice.

[Monkey Face]

Nope. No reason to delay any meeting. Since my heart is strong for someone my age, I don’t anticipate leaving the world any time in the next 30 years. It will take me that long to get everything done!

[ColdOne]

Howdy, neighbor gave me some puffball mushrooms 2 nights ago...hmmmmm.

Not much new, weather has been in the 80’s up here.

[Tax-chick]

Morning. We are on a search for the key to a padlock so I can lock the tv cabinet. Fail so far.

[Monkey Face]

Good morning. I took two long (two hour) naps yesterday, then slept almost all night, then another two hour nap this morning before I could get out of bed. *yawn* I don’t think it’s my hormones... ;o]

The new crock is a keeper. The roast turned out “fall-apart” good! Thanks!

I have no clue what I will do today, since I feel too tired to do much. I may go back to bed and read. Until I fall asleep again. :o|

[ColdOne]

What is your weather like these days? Hot? Your family doing well?