Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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A base canard. The typical US Male is only too happy to be used.
The problem ensues in eradicating the tell-tale smirk which may be evidence of the use to which he has been put.
What he said.
I try never to use a US Male. Unless I want something.
That last sounds like an excellent plan! Someone’s selective amnesia just may miraculously reverse itself, given enough incentive! LOL!
Oh, that sounds *gorgeously* yummy!
We have these big soup-plate sized and shaped mushrooms here, but I’ve heard about the effects of muscarinic intoxication and am a coward. So glad you have experts!
The eggplant and chili w/eggs sounds really good. Serranos are scary. There are 6 zucchini in the fridge waiting to be converted into an omelette or fried slices. Are you successful with onions?
I thought that when I offerred a large cash reward for the DVD-player remote, but it turned out Frank had dropped it in a totally unexpected location! However, I still suspect Tom on this one, so we'll see. I could just buy a new lock and charge him, Elen, and Sally for it.
We haven’t tried growing onions, only chives, which do very well. Fanfan grows garlic.
We just had a 15-minute downpour, watered everything very nicely.
LOL!
If the key doesn’t turn up, let me know so I can get another keychain for you!
I think I’m going to head for the air mattress. I managed to sweep and mop the kitchen floor (how did I ever get it done before the Swiffer Wet-Jet?) but haven’t gotten to the dishes.
Although I hate to do housework on Sunday, I may have to get some undies and sheets washed tomorrow.
Good luck! I have a terrible time mopping, because I can’t get the people out of the room long enough. Like brushing your teeth with oreos, as someone said ...
If you buy a new lock and charge Tom for it, he should have one of the keys.
That would defeat the purpose.
You may apply whatever rules you wish about who gets to use the key, or a key, but such a solution would prevent this problem from happening again.
Let's just stick to the basics - vanilla and chocolate.
I like dragonflies. When they start coming out in large numbers, I know that the mosquito population is about to plummet.
The best thing about the Swiffer is the fact that the cleaning liquids dry so fast.
And it’s easy on my back!
I’m off to watch the blanket shows! See ya tomorrow!
The purpose is to keep Tom from watching TV when he’s supposed to be doing something useful, so his having a key to the lock would be Fail.
On the top shelf of a six-foot bookcase, there is a copy of “The Southern Harmony,” the shape-note hymnal. This book is shorter in height than its front-to-back length; taller books are on either side.
There, atop “The Southern Harmony,” pushed all the way to the back of the shelf, was the missing key-ring. A passing squirrel? A curious jackdaw? Poe’s raven? No, it must have been Frank, who can reach the top shelf if he stands on a chair, then steps on the slightly higher shelf ...
Unnngh.
I like dragonflies for the same reason. When we lived in Corpus Christi, they were like angels from heaven!
I had spaghetti squash with clam sauce for supper. The butter in the clam sauce probably cancelled out any benefit of eating squash instead of noodles, but it was good anyway.
No squash left, but I can use the remaining clam sauce on something tomorrow. Maybe spinach salad.
You know the regular white mushrooms you buy in the store? Well puffballs up here are the same color. The size is anywhere from a golf ball to a tennis ball and they are round.
Clean them up and taste or cook with them they taste milder than a regular white mushroom. They are also softer than regular mushrooms.
I only pick 3 types of mushrooms up here, do not trust any others.
Congrats on your chives! I grew luscious garlic chives in the desert. Glad you had rain—we had to H2O the garden today.
Gotta research that under-the-ground stuff more. Weird—was always much more at home under the ground—could get anywhere by subway—buses freaked me out. Didn’t know the routes and the street signs weren’t big enough to read.
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