Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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I'm implying that you would have had your hands full.
And no convenient place to wash up.
True. And she might be a perfectly nice person, for all I know. She and David Beckham, the pyrotechnically tattoed futbol player, have four children, together, as a married couple.
Simply for visual appeal, however, she seems like a fail to me.
He's afraid I'll leave all my kids on his doorstep in the dead of night.
He peeped through the viewport in the rather solid door and was very distressed by what he saw.
On his front step, the entire clan was arrayed as if for battle, one stood forth and held a hand out in the universal sign of parley.
“I haven’t had my coffee yet!” he protested at the surface of his rather underwhelmed door.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eyP2Uqa7xA
Into Another - ‘May I?’
May I Love you madly
like a boy?
Kiss you sadly?
Feed you tears and drink your skin?
Invite myself right in?
May I?
Her
Half-child voice falls on my head like warmest ocean waves
GENTLY and deliberately drowning me
And WILLINGLY I drown.
If I ask politely
Will you watch as I die nightly?
Would you think me TACTLESS if I act LESS like the man I am?
May I?
Her
Half-closed eyes like those,
on a tired TIGERESS.
Gently and deliberately melt my BULLETPROOF MIRRORSHADES
AND
Knowingly
Lovingly
Peer inside at MY REAL EYES
And I can’t help but SMILE
No I can’t help.
-tigeress-
Would you think me thoughtless
If I thought less of myself from time to time,
Or if I knowingly, willingly lost what’s left of my MIND
Oh, I can’t help but smile
No, I can’t help.
I was going to use this in a scene in the Karsh Kentu tales where he’s wearing modern clothing and some certain someone confronts him and does indeed melt his eyewear, revealing him as he really looks.
[Yes, the someone would have been Abilene the Seer. She just can’t help herself when it comes to meddling.]
This was also the song I was listening to when I decided that Abilene has a power to command people with her voice.
Your coffee would drive them all off, I’m sure.
“Bulletproof Mirrorshades” would be a good name for a rock band.
I see your point Nully. We're going to need another 22 of them. Good thing she's not fixed. ;-)
Her name is Callie, and she's just 7 months old. My son picked her up at a farm, and they said she is a cross between an Australian Cattle dog, and an Australian Shepherd.
She and Rush, our male Aussie, took to each other right away. There may be puppies in our future.
Sg, I said I'd let you know..... the bird netting is working for the strawberries. Hubby had his first one tonight. :-)
There were two runners that established themselves which are flowering now, so I am leaving those uncovered for the birds. I had to cut the rest of the runners off before they took over the whole bed.
Heh. Like that hasn't happened before.
They weren’t supposed to tell you how they got there!
That isn't necessary for admission.
Where do you think my comfort level with the notion of "an island of misfit toys" comes from?
There are some things that are without the locus of your control.
Ay yi yi and wakarimasu plus gonichiwah!
(Don’t ask where that came from. Just accept that it was sent with the best of intentions.)
Gracious! I’m getting sticker shock from surveying the prices of Nissans!
So happy to hear that you and yours had a holiday! Y’all deserve it!
Still keeping the faith here, FRiend! Godspeed!
Amen Sg. Those in my control can count on my hands. Those things out of my control, I count as infinite.
Morning everyone.
Bob, your thoughts are thoughts of wisdom (in preceding and forward posts).
Tax-chick, may I direct Dlvis to your location? Three states over would be sufficient, methink. On second thought, no info is requested, Silentgypsy has that refrigerator.
If is possible, perhaps, can arrange to entice Dlvis into the refrigerator somewhere on a barge, then take Dlvis to the furthermost depths of the ocean and dump him. All that is needed is bait. Let me see, a TV in the refrigerator, that may work.
The good news is, I will soon be moving into a one-bedroom. The bad news is, I need to pack! LOL!
I just got the form back from the doctor yesterday. (This is me, celebrating!)
Thank You for those posts. Since the fence is completed will find another use for those posts. Am most grateful for can always use the posts. May have to stack the gifted posts for a while till can decide what is the best use. Memory fails me. May your memory never fail for you. Now what was the question?
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