Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Morning. Methink, the question is ... Do you have people available to help you? I hope so. Moving is stressful, and you should not (imho) stress yourself out. Keep yourself okay. Okay?
Anoreth could have disposed of Dlvis in the Marianas Trench, but now she’s in New Jersey, where he might be noticed.
Oh YaY! Call your local Boy Scout troop for help in moving.
And make sure I get your new fixed address, or I’ll end up sending fruit baskets to the new resident of your present apartment.
I would really love to be there for Bill’s Court of Honor, but you know how that goes!
The monsoons are here. Humidity at 19% and mostly cloudy.
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It will be in the same comlex, and if I’m not mistaken it will be about two buildings away. It will have a large, covered patio, and will be facing one of the driveways. I will copy the forms for my own files and will get to the office today to drop it in the mail slot so they can read it first thing in the morning.
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We didn’t expect you could travel here for the event, but did want you to have the invitation to remember him.
Bill is sufferin’ this week - I took his laptop away after he was late for work because he fell asleep while lying in bed Facebooking. (He can still use the computers downstairs.) He was befuddled this morning after his 11-hour shift yesterday - said he didn’t have to work today until afternoon, but when I made him check the schedule again, it turned out he needed to be there at 10:00.
Yay! Celebrate in as stress-free a manner as possible, if you would.
You could keep an iguana!
Will there be a sunny window for The Stig?
I’ve marked the envelope for saving, and as soon as I get a photo off Mr. Elusive With the Perfect Hair, I will put them both in my Taxchick file. :o]
It’s the wrong side of payday for me to celebrate in any way but stress-free...unless I go to the 50th anniversary of the little local casino El Dorado, where they are having free champagne and cake. I could have a glass of champagne!
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I can get the church elders and/or boy scouts, since it seems they are all pretty much interchangeable! Moving itself is actually no problem. It’s the packing and unpacking that bothers me.
But it’s all good, as I will have room to set my Gazelle Edge up on the patio and not have to worry about sun or rain stopping me from exercising! YAY!!!
And okay I promise to keep myself okay!
That is Great info. Will need lots of help to properly keep Dlvis under wraps and locked away for millenniums, if eternity cannot be located. All help is appreciated. It was also most kind (of you) to offer a suggestion.
I only pretend to be intelligent.
Me too Bob. If there were awards for stupidity, I could cover all the walls with the awards.
The Stig will, indeed, have a sunny window of his own, and in nice weather, I can take him out onto the patio so he can commune with his cousins.
And I will have closet space! And kitchen cupboards! and a bathroom bigger than a postage stamp! Hoo-rah! Sis-boom-BAH!
And counter space in the kitchen! WHOA! (Be still, my heart!)
OldTax-lady is demanding a picture. I actually did take him and Anoreth to Walmart, and it turned out they’d closed the photo studio! Maybe I can get a photography appointment this week - I’ll check locations and his work schedule.
Great ... A promise is a promise. Many who know you better than I will hold you to the promise of staying well, and they would be right to do so. Keep the adrenalin up, though do not allow it to take over, when are tired ... rest.
And if the question is ... why say these things, are you offering advice as a physician? The answer is no, am not. After the recent posting, this is out of prayer for your well being.
Although not a physician, I did stay at a Holiday Inn once or twice during my life of away from home. They would only rent the room to me for three hour time frames in NY. Did not stay when that offer came from Holiday Inn. The time was staying at the Holiday Inn was another time and another location. NY was a strange place.
It is a standard Undead practice to provide unsolicited, even officious, advice on any topic. It’s understood by all to be an expression of affection.
Because the angina has been with me for 40 years-plus, I have learned to rest when I’m tired. I do a job until it’s done, or if it’s a long one, I will take a break.
Thanks for your concern! My biggest concern over the last 25 years has been the CFIDS...no stamina. However, having lived with it long enough to understand its insidiousness, I have trained myself to outsmart the darn thing as often as possible.
You are kind to wish me prayers and well-being, and I appreciate it!
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Has anyone every gotten upset over the UT Denizens being “officious?” I can’t recall a time. Perhaps that’s because we see us as an extended family.
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