Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Tax-chick]

Oh. Well, I didn’t look for it, anyway. I just drank more coffee.

Bill isn’t back from wherever, yet. He’s not going to want to get up in the morning,but he has to for a training session at Carolina Pool Management.

[NicknamedBob]

You are not. You’re just tired from walking uphill, both ways.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"Re: 722: Thank you for my first lol of the day!"

You're very welcome. I'm still chuckling about it hours later. When I first saw the cat in the smoky back room forum thread, it was right after a post of a captioned and horrific photo of Helen Thomas. My reaction had been the same as the cat's, and the post delivery timing and image content was among the most perfectly executed that I've ever read at FR. Definitely a homer, as posts go.

Tax-chick: Thanks for introducing (#724) a vacuum cleaner into an equation already involving Helen Thomas, a freaked out cat, and a back story that called for a "MAKE IT STOP" caption. Now I need brain bleach.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"He’ll still have the nuclear ‘football’. Just sitting there. Staring at him. Taunting him. Double dog daring him... "

Not good at all. Question is, would they obey?

When I heard that Dick Clark had passed, I turned to a colleague and said "What do you want to bet he talked to Joe Arpaio a few hours earlier?"

[Tax-chick]

I’m sure I don’t want to see what you’ve seen.

[null and void]

That depends entirely on who “they” are by then, and how well the stage is set.

[null and void]

I’m sure I don’t want to see what you’ve seen.

Liberal womyn...

...I bet.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"Liberal womyn..." always look so angry.

They left DWS off the Dem "Unwanted" poster for some reason...

[Tax-chick]

Outdated graphics - there are a new crop of ugly leftist wimmen, and some of the Republican blondes have flaked out.

[Tax-chick]

[Anoreth]

I got up at 6 to spend the day making sure the floor-waxers don’t do anything suspicious in my building, so he can get over it.
They are, by the way, 10 minutes late.

[Anoreth]

I’m watching a show about Russian wildlife anyway. They have ugly turtles.

[Tax-chick]

You never know when a seemingly useless fact will turn out to be important.

I think Bill fell back into bed - I need to go sing at him.

[Silentgypsy]

That is *good*!

Good morning, All!

Face, when’s your b’day?

Lotsa cloud cover here but maintaining contact so far.

[Silentgypsy]

There are attractive turtles?

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. DP and some people are off to Personal Fitness Merit Badge class. He teaches it every spring/summer for the Boy Scouts. Bill will leave for his lifeguard orientation soon. I will hang out at home with byos and baby. Maybe I’ll get the sewing machine out. I’ve had a skirt read to sew for a long time.

[Tax-chick]

Did your floor-waxers arrive? The sun has come out here; petz are happy.

[Monkey Face]

THAT is scary in its truthfullness! *shudder*

[Tax-chick]

Peggy Noonan went liberal and Debbie Schlussel went bonkers.

How are you today?

[Monkey Face]

You want to know when my birthday is? So you can broadcast to the UT that the old broad is getting even older? OK. Next month.

*psych*