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Man with Monkey in Truck Charged With DUI
NBC Miami ^
| Friday, May 4, 2012
| Brian Hamacher
Posted on 05/04/2012 11:16:13 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: golux
Bail is usually 20 bananas.
Yes, but no chance at appeal.
You’re a clever monkey. LOL .
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posted on
05/05/2012 12:40:53 AM PDT
by
unkus
(Silence Is Consent)
To: nickcarraway
punchline:...”yeah OK, but you don’t have to hit me in the head”
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posted on
05/05/2012 12:41:08 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: nickcarraway
No wonder he has to have a monkey riding shotgun: he’s drunk.
To: unkus
And then you get...
...gorilla warfare.
[You knew that was coming.]
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posted on
05/05/2012 1:04:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: OneLoyalAmerican
...or you’ll be hit with a monkey wrench.
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posted on
05/05/2012 1:06:56 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: nickcarraway
I miss the old days.
I miss driving 55 miles without headlights, well buzzed, drinking plenty of beer, with a monkey and a girlfriend, then getting to a gas station where I traded the monkey for some gas, and something to do with the(alternator/regulator? whatever).
Thirty six hours later I was free of it all, except for the girlfriend, I got a friend to drop us off on the freeway, made sure that I had no ID, searched my pockets and found about 11 (or 35) cents, threw that away, and set off hitchhiking for many months of adventure.
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posted on
05/05/2012 1:23:16 AM PDT
by
ansel12
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
05/05/2012 1:27:02 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
(The predator class is upset because they are being shot.)
To: Ken H
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posted on
05/05/2012 1:28:03 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
(The predator class is upset because they are being shot.)
To: nickcarraway
Wait a second here... Was the monkey driving? If he was, that’s a clean way out of the DUI charge. Assuming of course that the monkey was sober.
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posted on
05/05/2012 1:31:55 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
To: nickcarraway
Wait a second here... Was the monkey driving? If he was, that’s a clean way out of the DUI charge. Assuming of course that the monkey was sober.
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posted on
05/05/2012 1:31:58 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
To: Ramius
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posted on
05/05/2012 1:32:48 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
To: nickcarraway
"Does your minkey have a li-sonce?"
To: JRandomFreeper
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posted on
05/05/2012 2:11:45 AM PDT
by
rpkgolf
To: golux
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posted on
05/05/2012 2:19:16 AM PDT
by
onona
(RIP Levon, another good man gone.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
05/05/2012 2:30:58 AM PDT
by
lowbridge
(Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
To: Slings and Arrows; nickcarraway
Poor, dear Mr. Kotelman, he was a victim of a car jacking and got left holding the bag. Where is Al Sharpton on this?
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posted on
05/05/2012 2:57:00 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Ramius
There are obvious questions here. Is the monkey a legal US-resident monkey, or a illegal-alien monkey? (laws in Bama would apply if this had occurred there).
Then you have to wonder if the monkey had been smoking in the cab with Eugene...which would be illegal up in some New England state.
Finally, you have to wonder if the monkey had all of his vaccinations...otherwise, the health department would be involved.
To: nickcarraway
“Officer, the monkey was driving and he hasn’t had a drop”.
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posted on
05/05/2012 3:48:15 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Lancey Howard
**Kotelman has bloodshot and glassy eyes, poor balance and his breath had a distinct alcohol smell** What do ya think tipped the cops off?
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posted on
05/05/2012 3:51:07 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Apparatchik
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posted on
05/05/2012 3:55:44 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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