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1 posted on 05/17/2012 10:56:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Gila Monster Saliva Reduces Food Cravings

Then how the hell does it ever eat???!?

I mean, DUH.....

2 posted on 05/17/2012 11:02:06 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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“Gila Monster Saliva Reduces Food Cravings”

Now who doesn’t know that! I mean, really.


4 posted on 05/17/2012 11:06:50 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: nickcarraway; Tax-chick; Salamander

Thxs, for the thread.. is there a reptile ping list?


5 posted on 05/17/2012 11:10:35 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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".....having one in your bedroom would cut down on the birth rate too"

6 posted on 05/17/2012 11:11:07 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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Gila Monster venom reduces food craving huh? So does rattler venom, cobra venom, arsenic, .45 cal slugs, grizzly bear attacks,,,etc.


7 posted on 05/17/2012 11:12:09 PM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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I’ve got it. When a Gila Monster locks onto your arm and your can’t get its jaws to release, the last thing you’ll be thinking about is food.

Makes sense to me /s


8 posted on 05/17/2012 11:12:45 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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ping.


9 posted on 05/17/2012 11:13:30 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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First it was toad-licking....

I can only imagine what this will lead to. :p


10 posted on 05/17/2012 11:14:08 PM PDT by Politicalmom (THIS IS NOT A GOP CHEERLEADING SITE!!!)
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Poison! It kills the appetite. And causes global warming.

Why do you think Gila monsters all live in the desert?

12 posted on 05/17/2012 11:22:17 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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It tightens up the stomach. A few years back my doctor got on a kick of trying all the new stuff for diabetes, and he put me on it, a shot before the evening meal. The problem is that I don’t eat much as it is, and it was making me too sick to eat my second meal. It wasn’t worth the $50 bucks a month.


13 posted on 05/17/2012 11:23:55 PM PDT by pallis
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Sounds like something that goes into witches’ brew, while they chant:

Saliva of monster,
eye of Newt,
Give up donuts,
Eat more fruit!


14 posted on 05/17/2012 11:24:04 PM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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ummmmm......no thanks, I’m good.


15 posted on 05/17/2012 11:26:43 PM PDT by jazzo (Resistance is Futile)
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So I wonder what made then want to investigate the saliva of a gila monster?

And who the heck would ever want to test this?


17 posted on 05/17/2012 11:48:13 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 wasn't an election - it was a coup d'etat.)
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I gotta admit the thought of drinking Gila monster spit doesn’t do much for my appetite...


18 posted on 05/17/2012 11:53:51 PM PDT by CitizenUSA (Why celebrate evil? Evil is easy. Good is the goal worth striving for.)
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Yep, get your own Gila monster and give it a big ole sloppy kiss! No more sppetite.


19 posted on 05/18/2012 12:16:05 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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Having a Gila monster spit on my food, does reduce my appetite.


20 posted on 05/18/2012 1:24:04 AM PDT by DannyTN
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New diet plan - French kiss and Gila Monster!


21 posted on 05/18/2012 1:52:19 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Greed + Envy = Liberalism)
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It works! I lost my apetite!


24 posted on 05/18/2012 4:26:58 AM PDT by dangus
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the saliva of the Gila monster lizard helps reduce food cravings

For some reason these stories never mention the name of the first knucklehead to give it a try.........Probably started out as a fraternity prank.

25 posted on 05/18/2012 4:31:00 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My 6 pack abs are now a full keg......)
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I knew all those years of drinking Gila Monster spit was what kept me slim.

Over ice, with a slice of lime. Yum!


27 posted on 05/18/2012 5:27:25 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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