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Misunderstanding
July 27, 2012
| NKP__Vet
Posted on 07/27/2012 9:34:24 PM PDT by NKP_Vet
The wife left a note on the fridge . . . . . . . .
"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore: I've gone to stay at my mothers!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold . . . . . .
What the hell is she talking about?!!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; genderwars
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posted on
07/27/2012 9:34:31 PM PDT
by
NKP_Vet
To: NKP_Vet
Oh lookie there, I’ve got another fish on the line!
2
posted on
07/27/2012 9:36:22 PM PDT
by
23 Everest
(When seconds count. The police are just 23 minutes away. 831 Bonnie)
To: NKP_Vet
Either the AC is out, the PC won't boot up or her favorite...um...errr..."toy"...is out of batteries.
That's all I've got.
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posted on
07/27/2012 9:39:56 PM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: NKP_Vet
Uh, maybe she is referring to the marriage....
To: NKP_Vet
Wimmens are hard to figger out sometimes.
My wife gets mad at me and says she doesn't want to speak to me.
I smile and give her a "thumbs-up."
She gets even madder.
A guy just can't win....(shrug)...good thing I have an account at the bottle shop.
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posted on
07/27/2012 9:50:43 PM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: NKP_Vet
LOL!
Thanks, we all need some comic relief nowadays!
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posted on
07/27/2012 9:54:36 PM PDT
by
sarasmom
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xZsFe6dM3EY)
To: NKP_Vet
To: NKP_Vet
Don’t drink alcohol with Calais.
8
posted on
07/27/2012 10:01:03 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: NKP_Vet
I’ll tell ya, my wife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
9
posted on
07/27/2012 10:01:10 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: NKP_Vet
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
10
posted on
07/27/2012 10:02:27 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:04:08 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(The NRA did not create James "The Joker" Holmes. Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood did.)
To: NKP_Vet
Did you check the freezer?
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:05:02 PM PDT
by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: NKP_Vet
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:07:10 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: NKP_Vet
Not much is working in Obama’s America.
To: NKP_Vet
A wedding ring is a viscious circle.
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:20:34 PM PDT
by
umgud
(No Rats, No Rino's)
To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:35:59 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: NKP_Vet
Clueless. Why am I not surprised. :-)
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:41:19 PM PDT
by
Conservative4Ever
(The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:42:08 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:42:42 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: umgud
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posted on
07/27/2012 10:44:16 PM PDT
by
dr_lew
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