Obama mailed me a request for a donation

vanity ^ | 09/03/2012 | Guns and Bibles

[GunsAndBibles]

It came with a POSTAGE PAID RETURN ENVELOPE. I'm open to suggestions for it's best utilization.

I'm thinking a copy of the Bill of Rights with KMA written across it.

[GunsAndBibles]

The rest of it was the usual stuff; bad, bad Republicans are obstructing our plans for prosperity. Evil rich people not paying their fair share, etc.

It also include a B&W postcard size photo of Obama looking his most pensive.

[Libloather]

Send it back empty.

[jakerobins]

Send him the donation in the for of a Chick-fil-A gift card?? LOL

[bobo1]

place a note in the envelope that says “screw you” that he will have to pay the postage.

hope he sends me one, just to delete some of his funds.

Blessings, Bobo

[muir_redwoods]

Send him $.25 worth of Kenyan currency

[TexasCajun]

For the prepaid envelope, There is only one choice.

Remind Barry the Butcher when life begins.

[BykrBayb]

Can you find a chair that will fit?

[Average Al]

Send it back with a carrot slice.

[Mark]

With these type of requests, I return with a message-

“I really want to donate a lot, but due to high taxes, high unemployment, I just can’t do it. Could you loan me a few hundred dollars?”

[MissMagnolia]

Pre-paid ..... whatever you put in it, load it up. Can you find a small Bible that would fit?

[liberalh8ter]

Send it back with a niteinside that says ...........

You Didn't Mail This, Someone Else Mailed This For You.

[GunsAndBibles]

???

[liberalh8ter]

Dang keyboard...... S/B “note inside”

[The_Reader_David]

Hmmm. . . postage paid. Lead wafers or lead foil make nice gifts to folks to whom one objects who send postage paid envelopes.

[FatherofFive]

Send him the 0bama Psalm:

Psalm 109:8

May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.

[GunsAndBibles]

I could print this and send it:

Judges 19:22-23

"While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, 'Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him.' The owner of the house went outside and said to them, 'No, my friends, don't be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don't do this disgraceful thing.'"

[GunsAndBibles]

I like it!

[chuckles]

Whatever you send, make it heavy. I used to do this with AARP, but now they send with no postage. Refrigerator magnets work good and are relatively heavy and flexible.

[GOYAKLA]

Steel washers would suffice!