Posted on 09/04/2012 12:02:09 PM PDT by lump in the melting pot
...On top of all that, right now downtown Charlotte boasts a huge sand sculpture of President Obama. It bears an uncanny resemblance to what the president would look like if he were made out of sand sculpted by somebody who had never actually seen him. The sculpture weighs more than 15 tons and cost $30,000, which was paid by the visitors bureau of Myrtle Beach, S.C., as a way of sending the message: "We have a great deal of sand."...
(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...
A lot of poor people that could have used that money.
“Are you feelin’ lucky punk?”
Biden is the uber-liar. The Dems are trying to get Betty White to speak, as a counter to Clint Eastwood. I know, funny isn’t it?
Heard any rhetoric today about Romney/Ryan wanting to kill Medicare? Seems to have died down a notch.
Biden couldn’t compete with Wiley E. Coyote
Thank you Dave Barry!
>>The NASCAR Hall of Fame is located here, but that is only the beginning: There are also roads, buildings, trees, sidewalks, several restaurants, literally dozens of traffic lights and a modern taxi fleet consisting of three modern taxis.<<
I think if I was in a room with Dave Barry and Nark Steyn I would die from laughter,
A President made of sand is a perfect metaphor for a Presidency made of sand.
And God only knows what would happen if I was with >>M<<ark Stein.
The orangutan has more intelligence.
Clint portrayed “The Man With No Name.”
Biden is “The Man With No Brain.”
There is nobody in the world who can compete with Joe Biden in stinking up a bathroom. He’s the champ of the world there. I’ve seen skunks run screaming from bathrooms that Biden has used. What do think was in that U-Haul truck that was stolen in Detroit?......cases and cases of air freshener. The Secret Service agents, when they’re assigned to him, all go to the hospital to try and catch cold and plug up their sinuses. Look at those protest signs about Biden.....”Hey Joe! How about a courtesy flush?”
**** SIT BACK AND IMAGINE THIS: ****
Biden and obama on the stage at last day of democrat convention.
The non-union sound man starts playing the Spaghetti Western theme song over the speakers.
Non-union light man dims the lights.
Non-union special effects men pumps cigar smoke through the ventilation system.
Clint-look-a-like walks through front door in full dress.....boots, buckskin trousers, shirt, neckerchief, well-worn hat, poncho swept back exposing a holster with single-action Colt .45 and a slim cigar in his mouth. Light man shines huge spotlight on him. (He's wearing a hidden mic)....slowly says toward the stage: "This is our country...not your's....now, get the hell out of here and go back where ever the hell you came from or I'll come back and make my own day."
Lights go out completely for 20 seconds, then turn fully and brightly on. Clint is gone.
Pomade scent and pimp-perfume are quickly pumped into the ventilation system and Al Green is playing on the sound system.
Ahhhhhh. life would be soooo good.
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Right turn Clyde!
Biden can get as many laughs. But he won’t have a coherent message like Eastwood.
Biden can get as many laughs. But he won’t have a coherent message like Eastwood.
Click here to see how its done....by Clint Eastwood...
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