Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny
There are DOGS WITH BLEEDING EARS!!!!!!!!!! CALL PETA!!!!!!!
Simon was mean but never taunted the contestants.
That was just mean.
I disliked Endora going into this.
I now despise her.
Next up...Anorexic Oriental Fairy
One Hung Low didn’t have the chops to sing phantom......
Help me out with this.....just exactly how does a black chick from the hood put on an ugly arse wig and suddenly become able to speek with a British accent???? Hell, even Paula didnt take enough drugs to do that!
>>And he is singing “FAN TAN OB DA OPLA”<<
I FINALLY get a translation for “Gangnam Style”
I love this gal with the hearing loss. She’s great!
....legless....check
....deaf....check
what's to come?
STD's??
The Mr. just came bounding up the stairs to announce “I just don’t think I can take that Nicki Minaj for an entire season. What IS she??”
Just then she broke into her British accent, and he looked at me in horror, “You realize she is like the main character now, don’t you? DON’T YOU??”
I think it’s starting to sink in...,
ROFL
I think there have been more commercials than contestants tonight....
Yeah,....and given some of the auditions...hearing loss may benefit those of us in the audience!
Screw with your husbands head....tell him if he watches her to much, he may see a plastic pelvic thrust in his nightmares....and it wont be pretty ;-)
YOU rock! So happy to see you!
The STDs are sitting at the judging table.
OY.
By “old judges” I meant Steven and J-Lo. See, you’ve already forgotten them :)
>>Screw with your husbands head....tell him if he watches her to much, he may see a plastic pelvic thrust in his nightmares....and it wont be pretty ;-)<<
Rose tint my world and keep me safe from my troubles and pain...
LOL!
Steve Tyler looks like a deflated J-lo LOL
Maybe with two Black Judges they have to decided to forgo the slew of unwed mothers and are trying for empowerment.
LOL @ the fake dream sequence. Well done, Idol.
>>The STDs are sitting at the judging table.<<
Shelayne shoots and SCORES!
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