Posted on 03/31/2013 4:06:06 PM PDT by US Navy Vet
I just had my first glass of GoLytly! YUMM YUMM!
We've all gambled on a fart and lost....but given the situation here, it's a sure bet -- the wrong way.
Don’t they have non-invasive colonoscopy procedures?
Good luck USNV. God bless. I hope all will be well.
Take a pillow and blanket into the bathroom. Makes it easier when you stick close to the throne.
Make sure the Dr doesn’t have BOTH hands on your shoulders.
Started one, myself, about 3 weeks ago, got the 2 tablets down and half the “drano”, then fell and broke my right wrist! had to cancel, but not having use of my dominant hand was a problem! Avoid any activities that are risky! ;)
Here is the BEST ADVICE! ALWAYS be the first in line. Normally on procedure day patients are lined up all day. Who would want to be the 5th in line?
I am starting preps for a Colonoscopy tomorrow! Any Suggestions? (Vanity)I just had my first glass of GoLytly! YUMM YUMM!
Blech! The foul Koolaid.
Don't stray far from the john.
I remember after my colonoscopy for the next two days, I would have given anything to be able to fart, I was seriously starting to get worried.
Every time I’ve had one I always ask them for a six pac of that joy juice to go when they sedate me. It sure gives you a great nap!!
And unless US Navy Vet has taken a laptop, iPad or other similar device with him to the toilet, he ain’t seein’ a bit of this...
Don’t clench up tomorrow. (I couldn’t help myself)
It will be some high velocity butt production. The sleepy time drug for the procedure is the best. You won’t remember crap. . . . Literally.
Post the video! The soundtrack should be Credence: “Going Up Around The Bend”.
Keep it as cold as you can. Doesn’t taste as bad, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI1go72c5H8
You will NOT GoLytly.
Keep drinking. Everything will come out just line LOL. I wish I was near your house. I’d put a sign on your bathroom door with tape across it labeled “SECURED” LOL.
The stuff tastes terrible. wait to you have to take the 4 little yellow tablets - thats where the fun begins. Make sure you have some disposable pads on the floor near the toilet. Lets just it will become explosive!
What a coincidence ... turned 50, had a physical last week, and have my colonoscopy referral form at the ready. Thanks for the reminder.
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