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I am starting preps for a Colonoscopy tomorrow! Any Suggestions? (Vanity)
31 March 2013 | US Navy Vet

Posted on 03/31/2013 4:06:06 PM PDT by US Navy Vet

I just had my first glass of GoLytly! YUMM YUMM!


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To: gov_bean_ counter
If you think you are going to pass gas tonight

We've all gambled on a fart and lost....but given the situation here, it's a sure bet -- the wrong way.

41 posted on 03/31/2013 4:19:45 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Piffle....)
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Don’t they have non-invasive colonoscopy procedures?


42 posted on 03/31/2013 4:20:03 PM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off.)
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Good luck USNV. God bless. I hope all will be well.

Take a pillow and blanket into the bathroom. Makes it easier when you stick close to the throne.


43 posted on 03/31/2013 4:20:39 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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Make sure the Dr doesn’t have BOTH hands on your shoulders.


44 posted on 03/31/2013 4:21:27 PM PDT by WKB ( Remember "Bush Lied and People Died" Now it's "People died and Obama Lied")
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Started one, myself, about 3 weeks ago, got the 2 tablets down and half the “drano”, then fell and broke my right wrist! had to cancel, but not having use of my dominant hand was a problem! Avoid any activities that are risky! ;)


45 posted on 03/31/2013 4:22:31 PM PDT by Shery (in APO Land)
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Here is the BEST ADVICE! ALWAYS be the first in line. Normally on procedure day patients are lined up all day. Who would want to be the 5th in line?


46 posted on 03/31/2013 4:22:54 PM PDT by Orange1998
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I am starting preps for a Colonoscopy tomorrow! Any Suggestions? (Vanity)

I just had my first glass of GoLytly! YUMM YUMM!

Blech! The foul Koolaid.

Don't stray far from the john.

47 posted on 03/31/2013 4:23:01 PM PDT by Lee N. Field ("You keep using that verse, but I do not think it means what you think it means." --I. Montoya)
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To: ErnBatavia

I remember after my colonoscopy for the next two days, I would have given anything to be able to fart, I was seriously starting to get worried.


48 posted on 03/31/2013 4:23:02 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Every time I’ve had one I always ask them for a six pac of that joy juice to go when they sedate me. It sure gives you a great nap!!


49 posted on 03/31/2013 4:23:11 PM PDT by taillightchaser (I'm going to become a criminal so I can keep my guns.)
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And unless US Navy Vet has taken a laptop, iPad or other similar device with him to the toilet, he ain’t seein’ a bit of this...


50 posted on 03/31/2013 4:23:48 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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Don’t clench up tomorrow. (I couldn’t help myself)


51 posted on 03/31/2013 4:24:11 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infay. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: mardi59

It will be some high velocity butt production. The sleepy time drug for the procedure is the best. You won’t remember crap. . . . Literally.


52 posted on 03/31/2013 4:24:18 PM PDT by shankbear (The tree of Liberty appears to be perishing because there are few patriots willing to refresh it.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Post the video! The soundtrack should be Credence: “Going Up Around The Bend”.


53 posted on 03/31/2013 4:24:35 PM PDT by InABunkerUnderSF (Because 2 terms with Jerry Brown as Governor was all I could take.)
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Keep it as cold as you can. Doesn’t taste as bad, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI1go72c5H8


54 posted on 03/31/2013 4:24:41 PM PDT by timlilje
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To: US Navy Vet

You will NOT GoLytly.


55 posted on 03/31/2013 4:24:51 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (And winter is coming.)
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Keep drinking. Everything will come out just line LOL. I wish I was near your house. I’d put a sign on your bathroom door with tape across it labeled “SECURED” LOL.


56 posted on 03/31/2013 4:24:52 PM PDT by cva66snipe (Two Choices left for U.S. One Nation Under GOD or One Nation Under Judgment? Which one say ye?)
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The stuff tastes terrible. wait to you have to take the 4 little yellow tablets - thats where the fun begins. Make sure you have some disposable pads on the floor near the toilet. Lets just it will become explosive!


57 posted on 03/31/2013 4:24:53 PM PDT by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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58 posted on 03/31/2013 4:25:21 PM PDT by Bratch
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What a coincidence ... turned 50, had a physical last week, and have my colonoscopy referral form at the ready. Thanks for the reminder.


59 posted on 03/31/2013 4:25:25 PM PDT by BillyBonebrake
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9 out of 10 doctors recommend.


60 posted on 03/31/2013 4:26:39 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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