Gotta love the beam of light from the head.
1 posted on
05/05/2013 4:41:34 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
It sounds a bit like the Jersey Devil.
To: BenLurkin
Gosh, sounds a bit like the moth man.
3 posted on
05/05/2013 4:44:02 PM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: BenLurkin
4 posted on
05/05/2013 4:44:12 PM PDT by
BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: BenLurkin
Over a series of nights in the fall of 1903, several respected and prominent men of Van Meter reported a half human, half animal with enormous, smooth bat wings flying about. It let off a powerful stench and scared the daylights out of them because it moved at speeds never seen before. And it shot a blinding light from its horned head.
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It was Kankles Clinton making a campaign stop.
5 posted on
05/05/2013 4:44:20 PM PDT by
mardi59
(IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
Now, would
these guys perpetrate a hoax?
6 posted on
05/05/2013 4:44:40 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: BenLurkin
8 posted on
05/05/2013 4:55:44 PM PDT by
what's up
To: BenLurkin
9 posted on
05/05/2013 4:55:47 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Do we now register our pressure cookers?)
To: BenLurkin
It's the town janitor!...and he'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those......MEDDLING KIDS!
11 posted on
05/05/2013 5:06:31 PM PDT by
MuttTheHoople
(Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. DonÂ’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
To: BenLurkin
I’ll betcha it’s a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater.
12 posted on
05/05/2013 5:08:43 PM PDT by
donhunt
(Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Hmm -- could run for president on he democratic ticket...
15 posted on
05/05/2013 5:14:01 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(LBJ declared war on poverty and lost. Barack Obama declared war on prosperity and won. /csmusaret)
To: BenLurkin
Mothman.
17 posted on
05/05/2013 5:22:09 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam is a religion of peace, and Moslems reserve the right to detonate anyone who says otherwise.)
To: BenLurkin
Rodan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodan
A giant pterydactyl is hatched out of a coalmine and wreaks havoc all over Japan.
That beam of light was probably a miner’s lamp that he wore when flying at night.
To: BenLurkin
I thought Helen Thomas was younger than that.
25 posted on
05/05/2013 8:49:16 PM PDT by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: BenLurkin
Van Meter, IA is the birthplace of “Rapid Robert,” Bob Feller late of the Cleveland Indians. Van Meter is about 15 miles due West of Des Moines.
26 posted on
05/05/2013 8:51:53 PM PDT by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: BenLurkin
Someone up there was running off some really fine likker!
28 posted on
05/06/2013 3:20:53 AM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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