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Owning Two of a Certain Object Indicates Your Kids Will Do Well in School. Can You Guess What It Is?
core77 ^ | 6 13 13

Posted on 07/18/2013 11:58:56 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

In the original Miami Vice television series, Detective Zito is murdered in Season Three. After learning of his death, co-cops Crockett, Tubbs and Switek visit his house, where they discover Zito's collection of snow globes. They look at them in bewilderment, and the clear message delivered by their faces—in as ham-fisted a way as only '80s American television can do it—is "Wow, I guess we didn't really know this guy at all." Cue violins. An as hackneyed as that moment was, it was the first time your adolescent correspondent understood the usage of physical objects as a narrative device in storytelling.

Years later in ID school, professors who apparently knew each other as well as Zito and Switek delivered conflicting messages on this front. One professor would tell you that "Objects exist to tell stories—they tell us about ourselves!" while others said objects were mere intermediaries that we should design to be unobtrusive; the whole "People don't want a toaster, they just want toast" mentality.

It's easy to see the ... that a child from that family would do well in school.

Any guesses as to what that object is? A computer? A television? An iPad?

What if we told you it's a piece of furniture?

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what do you think it is?
1 posted on 07/18/2013 11:58:56 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch

A bible and a rubix cube.


2 posted on 07/18/2013 12:00:09 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

parents. one of each gender.


3 posted on 07/18/2013 12:00:40 PM PDT by mware (he last)
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To: InvisibleChurch

A Leather Belt and a King James Holy Bible?!


4 posted on 07/18/2013 12:00:58 PM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Offshore bank accounts?


5 posted on 07/18/2013 12:01:32 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
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To: US Navy Vet

A belt? Amateur.


6 posted on 07/18/2013 12:01:47 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Oh, and I forgot to add “LOL!”


7 posted on 07/18/2013 12:02:14 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: InvisibleChurch
I went to the page.


8 posted on 07/18/2013 12:02:15 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I have twelve bookcases in my home.


9 posted on 07/18/2013 12:02:15 PM PDT by wideawake
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Teeth? Shoes?


10 posted on 07/18/2013 12:02:31 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: InvisibleChurch

two sliderules?


11 posted on 07/18/2013 12:02:39 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: InvisibleChurch

I think all my kids should be PhDs.


12 posted on 07/18/2013 12:02:48 PM PDT by Bayan
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To: wideawake

Bookcases are important,

but a well used kitchen table, though immeasurable, is probably more important.


13 posted on 07/18/2013 12:03:36 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Are you telling me there are people out there who don’t have bookcases in their home?


14 posted on 07/18/2013 12:05:04 PM PDT by skinndogNN
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To: InvisibleChurch

Something kept in a lockbox?


15 posted on 07/18/2013 12:05:12 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: InvisibleChurch

Politicians ?


16 posted on 07/18/2013 12:05:57 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Evil WILL flourish when good men WILL not act)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Wooden spoon and a leather belt? Oh never mind. That’s what my Dad used. Effective.


17 posted on 07/18/2013 12:06:16 PM PDT by albie (t allowed)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Two books??


18 posted on 07/18/2013 12:06:23 PM PDT by chesley (Vast deserts of political ignorance makes liberalism possible - James Lewis)
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"In the original Miami Vice television series, Detective Zito is murdered in Season Three. "

Yes. It was an entirely USELESS stupid unbelievable death. Totally unbelievable and wasteful of a great character.

I never forgave the writers. And now, all these later, I still carry the scars.

19 posted on 07/18/2013 12:07:04 PM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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A Leather Belt and a King James Holy Bible?

Those were plenty good enough for my folks. Maybe that's what's the matter with me?

20 posted on 07/18/2013 12:07:38 PM PDT by upchuck (To the faceless, jack-booted government bureaucrat who just scanned this post: SCREW YOU!)
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