Typical moron dog-owner’s comment when these things happen: “I just don’t understand it, Fido never did THIS before.” My retardo neighbors have two butt-ugly dogs that repeatedly chase me and my girlfriend when we get out of our car. I HATE ugly, snarling dogs and their retardo owners.
>>My retardo neighbors have two butt-ugly dogs that repeatedly chase me and my girlfriend when we get out of our car.<<
If your nick didn’t include “Seattle” I would say the obvious: don’t get out of your car unless you are armed and then SHOOT THEM.
In your case, there are more um subtle ways to obviate animals who have um constant hunger...
Short of a handgun, try a Windex-type spray bottle with a 50-50 mix of ammonia and water. One whiff and they usually learn to stay away.
You allow them to chase you? If you don’t want to engage the dogs or owner, call the police. If you don’t want to do that, then you have NO problem. I’d put a few unseen pails of antifreeze around BEFORE you make it known you’re having problems with them.
9mm...meet dog!!!
One thing—do not allow people to get homeowner’s liability insurance if they own large “bully” breeds. Let these morons self-insure, and I’d love for them to do heavy jail time, too.