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Helping Mr. Obama.
Original Content | Nov 4, 2013 | by Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 11/04/2013 8:11:48 PM PST by Lazamataz

Edited on 11/05/2013 4:03:49 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

I'm a helpful chap. Obama's been caught in his own personal "Read My Lips, No New Taxes" moment. He said, "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Period."

Well, that wasn't true. So now he's changing the lie, saying, "You can keep your plan, if the plan didn't change since the law was passed."

Wait, what? People who's plans AREN'T changing are getting cancelled. That won't work either.

Here, let me give him an assist. This is what he can say:

Obama: "If You Like Your Heath Care Plan, You Can Keep It. Period."

Obama: "...oh.... Wait.... no, you can't.... ok...."

Obama: "What We Said Was You Can Keep It If It Hasn't Changed Since The Law Passed"

Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it?.... ok...."

Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One."

Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass? .... ok...."

Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A Bad New One But At Least It Would Be Cheaper."

Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive? .... ok...."

Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One, And It Would Be Much More Expensive, But If You Got On The Website, We'd Pay For It."

Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive, and you can't get on the website?" .... ok....

Obama: "What We Said Was, (Expletive deleted)


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fubo; ifhislipsaremoving; moreobamalies; obamacare; obamalies; readmylips
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To: doorgunner69

See post #40.


41 posted on 11/04/2013 9:43:32 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

According to the authoritative Arabic text, Al-Taqiyya Fi Al-Islam: “Taqiyya [deception] is of fundamental importance in Islam. Practically every Islamic sect agrees to it and practices it. We can go so far as to say that the practice of taqiyya is mainstream in Islam, and that those few sects not practicing it diverge from the mainstream...Taqiyya is very prevalent in Islamic politics, especially in the modern era.”


42 posted on 11/04/2013 10:03:51 PM PST by optiguy (Winter is coming.)
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To: Lazamataz; onyx

43 posted on 11/04/2013 10:09:33 PM PST by caww
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To: caww

Obamacare....just like herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.


44 posted on 11/04/2013 10:26:46 PM PST by Mouton (The insurrection laws perpetuate what we have for a government now.)
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To: Lazamataz

Beware Obama is unaware.


45 posted on 11/04/2013 10:50:54 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Lazamataz
I'm giving Obozo the benefit of the doubt here. Looks like it could be a teleprompter failure or two or three...

Keep Your Plan Montage Video

46 posted on 11/05/2013 3:29:01 AM PST by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: Lazamataz

47 posted on 11/05/2013 3:37:44 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Paladin2

IN SOVIET AMERIKA, OBAMACARE BUYS *YOU*!


48 posted on 11/05/2013 3:41:36 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: NorthMountain

Thank you!


49 posted on 11/05/2013 3:41:59 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: The Mayor
Brilliance!

(curtsey)


50 posted on 11/05/2013 3:42:58 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Dalberg-Acton
Problem for Zero, YouTube and the internet. It’s all recorded.

YouTube is bought and paid for by the DemonCraps. I'll save a streaming copy for overseas hosting.

51 posted on 11/05/2013 3:46:09 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: RichInOC

Let us remain in the spirit of help and service!


52 posted on 11/05/2013 3:46:52 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: LUV W

:)


53 posted on 11/05/2013 3:47:10 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: caww

Philosoraptor always nails it!


54 posted on 11/05/2013 3:49:05 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: caww

Philosoraptor always nails it!


55 posted on 11/05/2013 3:49:09 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Steven Tyler

Yes, I feel as though every day I am living in a Monty Python sketch.


56 posted on 11/05/2013 3:49:59 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: central_va

Obama kicks it up a notch: “The Obamacare check is in your mouth.”


58 posted on 11/05/2013 3:54:13 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
"Look... I was born in a fly infested hut in kenya. My daddy was a drunk marxist, muslim murderer for my cousin odinga. My mother was a white, hippie slut from Hawaii and her daddy... my grandfather... was a communist as well as well as her grandfather and my great grandfather. My daddy never married my mommie so she married an Indonesian communist muslim and we moved to Indonesia where I was educated and raised in "my muslim faith".

My grandfather sought out the most radical black communist racists in America during that period. I was indoctrinated into my ideology by them... and frank marshall davis was my mentor. He even nailed my mommy in a three way!

I was born a slacker and lived all of my life as a slacker. My Ivy League education was bought and paid for by the House of Saud and I never attended classes or put any effort into anything. I was a doper in high school and that habit is with me today. I was never anything but a conman. I am radical and I hate America and what she stands for. America is the source of all that is bad in the world.

I have worked in every way to topple this country and transform it into a socialist sharia nation. I lie about everything... who I am... where I was born... my real name... my experience, my ideology and everything that I am really doing behind the scenes to transform this country. I lied about the socialist cornerstone of the marxist coup that I am working on... you people are now upset with me. Do not be mad with me... look in the mirror... you bought my lies and voted me into office twice. Now STFU and get with the program or I will have to kill all of you".

59 posted on 11/05/2013 4:06:16 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: MarkL

Actually the anointed one was in the middle of his period when he made the statement so it is inoperative.


60 posted on 11/05/2013 4:56:22 AM PST by RipSawyer (The TREE currently falling on you actually IS worse than a Bush.)
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