Posted on 12/06/2013 4:36:39 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Edited on 12/06/2013 4:50:12 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Kimmy says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need anything!"
The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
'Well, that's the last freaking thing we needed.
A Grateful Student Wins Spelling Bee
Hi
My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 47% on the spelin text and 38 points for being black, 10 points for not bringin drugs to class, 10 points for not bringin guns to class, and 15 points for not getting pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 120%.
White dude sit nex to me is McGee from Jaxon Mizipy. He got a 94% on the text but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago.
Granny ax me to thank all dimocrafts and liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin da way to true eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor since Barrac takn over da healfcare in dis contry.
Neem, rod, tele, wog.
Horizontally, love, youth and health.
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must be I want a radio station...I saw WKCB...
I can’t help myself
Oh my gosh!!! How funny. Thanx for the belly laugh.
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