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50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday (barf!)
ABC News ^ | January 17, 2014

Posted on 01/17/2014 10:15:39 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 today, and although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate.

If your invite to Saturday’s dance party in Washington went missing, here are 50 other ways to honor the first lady on her big day — by doing some of her favorite things, from wearing stylish dresses to eating your veggies to doing the Dougie, preferably with Jimmy Fallon.

1. Dance to Beyonce

2. Eat your vegetables

3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too

4. Work out yours arms

5. Make the cover of Vogue

6. Call the president, “Barack”

7. Plant a garden

8. Buy a Jason Wu dress

9. Drink lots of water

10. Get bangs

(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: abcdisneynews; barfalert; bucketlist; foryourownfood; hypocrite; michellebirthday; michelleobama; nannystate; obamunism; pravdamedia; theobamashow
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1 posted on 01/17/2014 10:15:39 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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Shouldn’t number ten be in the past tense?


3 posted on 01/17/2014 10:18:28 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

More proof the MSM and the WH/Dem party are effectively the seam organization.


4 posted on 01/17/2014 10:18:33 AM PST by matt04
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Its Mobama’s birthday?

Think I’ll chow down on some chili burritos now and spend some quality time later on the toilet in her honor.


5 posted on 01/17/2014 10:19:04 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Turn over a couple of shovels of dirt as part of a photo op and then have your groundskeepers plant, maintain and harvest your garden.
6 posted on 01/17/2014 10:19:53 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This is ABC’s version of “getting a thrill shooting up my leg”.

It’s so sickeningly servile that it embarrasses ME, simply to readit.

FLABBERGHASTED.


7 posted on 01/17/2014 10:20:21 AM PST by gaijin
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

-— although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate. -—

I didn’t just read that, did I? I guess I could double-check, but I’m afraid to look.


8 posted on 01/17/2014 10:20:23 AM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

#11. Get on your knee and grovel to you government masters.
#12. Make a list of the parts of the bill of rights that you can give up to increase your safety.


9 posted on 01/17/2014 10:22:02 AM PST by thorvaldr
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

51. Large fries
52. Milkshake
53. Wear a “boob belt”
54. Plan a trip to Kashyyyk


10 posted on 01/17/2014 10:22:36 AM PST by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; GeronL; Daffynition; JoeProBono
(Barf) bucket list PING!


11 posted on 01/17/2014 10:24:11 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She doesn’t look a day over 75.


12 posted on 01/17/2014 10:24:14 AM PST by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Contemplate Barbara Bush.


13 posted on 01/17/2014 10:26:11 AM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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14 posted on 01/17/2014 10:26:13 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I'm surprised they didn't try to work "Disney" into the list: "Take your lemmings to Disney movie, Disney[whatever], cruise, etc."

Or "Write the Film Actors Guild to complain about the snub of part time actor Oprah Winfrey..."

15 posted on 01/17/2014 10:26:24 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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16 posted on 01/17/2014 10:26:48 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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17 posted on 01/17/2014 10:27:34 AM PST by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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18 posted on 01/17/2014 10:28:19 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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19 posted on 01/17/2014 10:29:30 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Revolting cat!

Whut?


20 posted on 01/17/2014 10:30:50 AM PST by NorthMountain
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