50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday (barf!)

ABC News ^ | January 17, 2014

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Shouldn’t number ten be in the past tense?

[matt04]

More proof the MSM and the WH/Dem party are effectively the seam organization.

[Responsibility2nd]

Its Mobama’s birthday?

Think I’ll chow down on some chili burritos now and spend some quality time later on the toilet in her honor.

[KarlInOhio]

Turn over a couple of shovels of dirt as part of a photo op and then have your groundskeepers plant, maintain and harvest your garden.

[gaijin]

This is ABC’s version of “getting a thrill shooting up my leg”.

It’s so sickeningly servile that it embarrasses ME, simply to readit.

FLABBERGHASTED.

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

-— although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate. -—

I didn’t just read that, did I? I guess I could double-check, but I’m afraid to look.

[thorvaldr]

#11. Get on your knee and grovel to you government masters.
#12. Make a list of the parts of the bill of rights that you can give up to increase your safety.

[kevkrom]

51. Large fries
52. Milkshake
53. Wear a “boob belt”
54. Plan a trip to Kashyyyk

[a fool in paradise]

(Barf) bucket list PING!

[b4its2late]

She doesn’t look a day over 75.

[mountainlion]

Contemplate Barbara Bush.

[Slyfox]

[Calvin Locke]

I'm surprised they didn't try to work "Disney" into the list: "Take your lemmings to Disney movie, Disney[whatever], cruise, etc."

Or "Write the Film Actors Guild to complain about the snub of part time actor Oprah Winfrey..."

[Revolting cat!]

[MeshugeMikey]

[Cyber Liberty]

[JoeProBono]

[NorthMountain]

Whut?