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50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday (barf!)
ABC News ^ | January 17, 2014

Posted on 01/17/2014 10:15:39 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 today, and although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate.

If your invite to Saturday’s dance party in Washington went missing, here are 50 other ways to honor the first lady on her big day — by doing some of her favorite things, from wearing stylish dresses to eating your veggies to doing the Dougie, preferably with Jimmy Fallon.

1. Dance to Beyonce

2. Eat your vegetables

3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too

4. Work out yours arms

5. Make the cover of Vogue

6. Call the president, “Barack”

7. Plant a garden

8. Buy a Jason Wu dress

9. Drink lots of water

10. Get bangs

(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: abcdisneynews; barfalert; bucketlist; foryourownfood; hypocrite; michellebirthday; michelleobama; nannystate; obamunism; pravdamedia; theobamashow
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1 posted on 01/17/2014 10:15:39 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Shouldn’t number ten be in the past tense?


3 posted on 01/17/2014 10:18:28 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

More proof the MSM and the WH/Dem party are effectively the seam organization.


4 posted on 01/17/2014 10:18:33 AM PST by matt04
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Its Mobama’s birthday?

Think I’ll chow down on some chili burritos now and spend some quality time later on the toilet in her honor.


5 posted on 01/17/2014 10:19:04 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Turn over a couple of shovels of dirt as part of a photo op and then have your groundskeepers plant, maintain and harvest your garden.
6 posted on 01/17/2014 10:19:53 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This is ABC’s version of “getting a thrill shooting up my leg”.

It’s so sickeningly servile that it embarrasses ME, simply to readit.

FLABBERGHASTED.


7 posted on 01/17/2014 10:20:21 AM PST by gaijin
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

-— although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate. -—

I didn’t just read that, did I? I guess I could double-check, but I’m afraid to look.


8 posted on 01/17/2014 10:20:23 AM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

#11. Get on your knee and grovel to you government masters.
#12. Make a list of the parts of the bill of rights that you can give up to increase your safety.


9 posted on 01/17/2014 10:22:02 AM PST by thorvaldr
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

51. Large fries
52. Milkshake
53. Wear a “boob belt”
54. Plan a trip to Kashyyyk


10 posted on 01/17/2014 10:22:36 AM PST by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; GeronL; Daffynition; JoeProBono
(Barf) bucket list PING!


11 posted on 01/17/2014 10:24:11 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She doesn’t look a day over 75.


12 posted on 01/17/2014 10:24:14 AM PST by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Contemplate Barbara Bush.


13 posted on 01/17/2014 10:26:11 AM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

14 posted on 01/17/2014 10:26:13 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I'm surprised they didn't try to work "Disney" into the list: "Take your lemmings to Disney movie, Disney[whatever], cruise, etc."

Or "Write the Film Actors Guild to complain about the snub of part time actor Oprah Winfrey..."

15 posted on 01/17/2014 10:26:24 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: a fool in paradise

16 posted on 01/17/2014 10:26:48 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia



17 posted on 01/17/2014 10:27:34 AM PST by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

18 posted on 01/17/2014 10:28:19 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: a fool in paradise

19 posted on 01/17/2014 10:29:30 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Revolting cat!

Whut?


20 posted on 01/17/2014 10:30:50 AM PST by NorthMountain
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas; Revolting cat!

Americans are getting Monday off as a holy day in her honor. Cause BARACK is just that generous!


21 posted on 01/17/2014 10:31:11 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas; GeronL
48. Put a heckler in his place


22 posted on 01/17/2014 10:32:05 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Let’s not and say we did


23 posted on 01/17/2014 10:32:17 AM PST by jersey117
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas; GeronL
41. Travel the world on Air Force One

If there was "lifestyle equality" in this world, we could but instead the taxpayers fund the Obama's lavish lifestyle.

24 posted on 01/17/2014 10:33:28 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas; GeronL
35. Thank a veteran

By taking away his/her promised money...

25 posted on 01/17/2014 10:34:36 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Revolting cat!

what the crap...?


26 posted on 01/17/2014 10:35:26 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This could be satire. But it’s not. What it is, is sickening. Half the people in this country worship the obamas and they all believe he’s handsome and she’s beautiful. That’s how brainwashed they are.


27 posted on 01/17/2014 10:38:21 AM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

My list:

Eat a greasy burger
Have Hetero relations with spouse
Drink a Big Gulp
Extra salt on those fries
Groove to Van Halen
Call the POSOTUS, POSOTUS
Drink lots of Beer
Go out plinking


28 posted on 01/17/2014 10:38:32 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: GeronL

In that movie (”The Phantom of Liberty”) crapping was done in public, while eating was done in private. It’s on Youtube, I understand.


29 posted on 01/17/2014 10:38:35 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

11. Wear one of those padded derrieres in the super-ginormous size that says “Happy Buttday” across it.


30 posted on 01/17/2014 10:39:08 AM PST by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
  1. Stare angrily
  2. Stare angrily at Barack
  3. Promote a garden grown in toxic waste.
  4. Don't eat any of the produce grown in the toxic garden.
  5. Feed children horrible tasting food.
  6. Enjoy a privileged life while dissing your country.
  7. Admit Barack was born in Kenya.
  8. Vacation in Hawaii.
  9. Buy super expensive clothes that look like they were homeless shelter rejects.

31 posted on 01/17/2014 10:44:57 AM PST by DannyTN (A>)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

!. Pray for deliverance from the plague visited upon our nation.

2. Get a root canal.

3. Schedule a colonoscopy.


32 posted on 01/17/2014 10:46:09 AM PST by txrefugee
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33 posted on 01/17/2014 10:47:19 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

They forgot:

Pull down the curtains and make yourself a dress from them.

Stuff a pillow in your pants and “celebrate” Michelle’s huge backside.

Go on a lavish vacation and stick someone else with the bill.

Visit an all-you-can-eat joint and gobble like a prize hog.


34 posted on 01/17/2014 10:49:54 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: gaijin

I know...every time I think I can’t be shocked, I prove myself wrong.

Just try to imagine a similar screed with Laura Bush as the subject. It’s inconceivable.


35 posted on 01/17/2014 10:51:33 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: KarlInOhio

51. Let garden rot during shutdown in hopes Ted Cruz and Mike Lee will look bad.


36 posted on 01/17/2014 10:56:41 AM PST by crazycatlady
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I don’t remember seeing anything remotely resembling such caca when other first ladies celebrated their birthdays. Yep, fair and balanced.


37 posted on 01/17/2014 10:57:39 AM PST by USNA74
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To: a fool in paradise
American "cheese" will be served at the party.


38 posted on 01/17/2014 10:57:41 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

~~~4. Work out yours arms~~~

Work out yours Ebonics.


39 posted on 01/17/2014 11:02:07 AM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Slyfox
LOL! Good picture!

hat tacky people, they throw a party and because they have to pay for it instead of us, they tell guests to eat before they come!

Just when I think these people can't surprise me with their garbage, along they come with something else....

40 posted on 01/17/2014 11:03:04 AM PST by CAluvdubya (Molon Labe)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

take a dump and name it Michelle


41 posted on 01/17/2014 11:03:11 AM PST by wiggen (The teacher card. When the racism card just won't work.)
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To: Slyfox

That’s a keeper


42 posted on 01/17/2014 11:03:24 AM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: KarlInOhio

Actually it’s not. In a few places it pokes gentle fun. But it’s still an attempt at myth building. And I’m sure that plenty of other First Ladies celebrated milestone birthdays in the White House and nobody cared. I think it’s an attempt to appeal to narcissistic gen x and baby boom women who themselves go all out on their milestone birthdays. It’s also a subtle calculated attempt to underscore the wholesome Everyman middle-class ness of the first family. But if you have to keep underscoring something it’s probably a lie. And anyway, who cares?


43 posted on 01/17/2014 11:04:00 AM PST by crazycatlady
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To: DannyTN

~~~Admit Barack was born in Kenya.~~~

You know, I could almost see a scenario where he pulls another stunt, she decides it’s over and dumps a whole lot of damning info.


44 posted on 01/17/2014 11:06:08 AM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Take a four-week vacation to Australia and charge it to 0bama voters.


45 posted on 01/17/2014 11:09:28 AM PST by windsorknot (>>>)
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To: txrefugee

3. Schedule a colonoscopy.
++++++++
She would love it as much as Bammie, he has it done daily.


46 posted on 01/17/2014 11:12:23 AM PST by RetSignman
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

The problem is all inside my hips
She said to me
The answer is making children
Work out forceably
It’s my daily purpose to see
You’re no longer free
There must be

Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie

She said it’s basic Liberal habit
To intrude
And since low-info voters rule now
You producers will get scrooood
And I will treat myself
Though I know you think it’s rude
There must be

Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie

You just launch your attack, Jack
Blame George Bush for Afghan, Stan
Let ‘em each marry their Boy Toy
You just listen to me

Make y’all ride the bus, Gus
Ain’t allowed to discuss much
Just hand over the keys, jeez!
Live your life as I please

She said it pleases me to
See you in such pain
And there is nothing you can do
Cause he don’t have to run again
And I said
Don’t appreciate that
But could you please explain
About the fifty ways?

She said just let me sleep
On top of him tonight
And then he’ll wincefully awake
And wish he’d married someone light
But then he’ll rule you
By fiat with no form of oversight
There must be

Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie

You just launch your attack, Jack
Blame George Bush for Afghan, Stan
Let ‘em each marry their Boy Toy
You just listen to me

Make y’all ride the bus, Gus
Ain’t allowed to discuss much
Just hand over the keys, jeez!
Live your life as I please


47 posted on 01/17/2014 11:41:41 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Clever.


48 posted on 01/17/2014 11:48:49 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

You mean Barry hasn’t declared her birthday a national day of service? He’s slipping. :-)


49 posted on 01/17/2014 12:12:04 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Yep, that’s about it.


50 posted on 01/17/2014 12:20:40 PM PST by Wicket (1 Peter 3:15 , Romans 5:5-8)
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