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To: Lucky9teen
Top ten? IBTP?
My day is now complete.
2 posted on
02/07/2014 6:04:47 AM PST by
Mr. Impatient
(I have no mop and I must clean.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
6 posted on
02/07/2014 6:08:04 AM PST by
onyx
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To: Lucky9teen
Dad’s Will
A man was telling his buddy, “You won’t believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said,
‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.
Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’”
“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “she actually said that?”
“Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, she actually said... ‘Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary’s election campaign!’”
8 posted on
02/07/2014 6:08:47 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
12 posted on
02/07/2014 6:15:47 AM PST by
verga
(Poor spiritual health often leads to poor physical and mental health)
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
02/07/2014 6:17:30 AM PST by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
19 posted on
02/07/2014 6:45:14 AM PST by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: Lucky9teen
Top twenty. Wowzers. Where is everybody? Sochi?
An oldie:
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.
"Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake."
Goo · gle · hei · mer's:
(noun) condition in which you think of something you want to look up, then forget what it is by the time you get to the computer.
20 posted on
02/07/2014 6:45:58 AM PST by
upchuck
(Stop this abuse now! Get behind Convention of States: http://bit.ly/1ak1Iz9)
To: Lucky9teen
21 posted on
02/07/2014 6:47:49 AM PST by
red-dawg
(<<< click.)
To: Lucky9teen
@mennovdhorst: Russian official: #SochiProblems are not true; we can see from surveillance cams in the showers! http://t.co/BcFpCjzTDh #Sochi2014
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29 posted on
02/07/2014 6:58:53 AM PST by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: Lucky9teen
@Matt_IECal: Let the Hunger games begin. #SochiProblems. #Olympics2014
To: Lucky9teen; All
Just because he's so cute:
34 posted on
02/07/2014 8:00:09 AM PST by
patriot08
(NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
To: Lucky9teen
35 posted on
02/07/2014 8:19:14 AM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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36 posted on
02/07/2014 8:21:55 AM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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37 posted on
02/07/2014 8:37:52 AM PST by
Envisioning
(It's the Jihad, stupid......)
To: Lucky9teen
When asked for comment, Americans said they're still not going to watch curling.I have a confession. At the last winter Olympics, Hubby and I unexpectedly got completely drawn in to watching curling. We even looked up the rules so we could follow the team strategy better. It was the weirdest thing...
38 posted on
02/07/2014 8:40:04 AM PST by
Hoffer Rand
(If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. *Asterisk.*)
To: Lucky9teen
In, finally.
Place marker to read later!
40 posted on
02/07/2014 9:00:27 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue. ~~ Darksheare and NoCmpromiz)
To: Lucky9teen
SkiiiEEEEEEEEE!
43 posted on
02/07/2014 9:27:09 AM PST by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
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